Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Sonicbowling]

How should I know? I'm not a mathemegician, yeesh.

why is so cold outside?

 

[Zelda64]

Because you are now suffering the opposite of Global Warming.
Why am I posting this?

 

[Fraxinus]

Because you don't realize post count isn't recorded here.

Why are ninjas so awesome?

 

[Toboe]

because they can do super cool tricks.

Why do I like dog's and foxes and wolves so much?

 

[Cabbage]

Lollipops. Lots and Lots of Lollipops.
Why do I think I'm going crazy? (I really do.)

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Oh no, I think you caught my crazy...

Why won't my back button work? (The one on the top left corner of the screen that's brings you back to the previous page)

 

[Cabbage]

Because it is opposite day and your back button decided to be your forward button.
Why do the best people die young?

 

[Elvenknight]

Because they think they are too good to die, so death decides to teach them a lesson.

Where do stars go?

 

[Sonicbowling]

To the Mushroom Kingdom of Hotel Mario.

I wonder what's for dinner.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

That's not a question.

Why are you in Spanish class if you can't even speak proper English?

 

[Djinn]

Because more people speak Spanish

What is that sticky stuff on the stairs anyway?

 

[Fraxinus]

Winnie the Pooh dropped a "hunny" pot on it; it's honey.

What is the raerest selda?

 

[Djinn]

Zelda: The Raer of Raeridy Raerdom. Really hard to find these days, try ebay.


Did anyone just hear that?!

 

[Cabbage]

Tacos.
Why do people say, "Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me," If someone could throw a dictionary at you?

 

[Djinn]

At least it cannot break your bones, they would need one of those huge library dictionaries for that.



Why do people want their enemies to know how to break their bones anyway?