Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Dr3W21]

I'm not bacon, so nothing's shakin'

Why do my toes explode when I look at microwaves?

 

[Elvenknight]

Because they're exploding with happiness at the thought of fast warm food!

Why do people like dogs instead of cats?

 

[squirrelguys]

Because they can fly.

Where did my burrito go?

 

[ppi80]

in your stomach
Why do we count?

 

[Elvenknight]

To keep order, though it doesn't work!

Why do roses symbolize love?

 

[squirrelguys]

Because of the thorns.

What happens to the people in the TV when it's off?

 

[Myriadviper42]

They wonder why the lights have gone off.

Would someone please breathe?

 

[Elvenknight]

Why? I'm having fun not!

Why do we have ten toes?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Really? I counted eleven.

World domination anyone?

 

[enemytracker]

That lives inside you.

Who are you staring at?

 

[Elvenknight]

I thought you were going to say something.

Why does the wind blow?

 

[Mr.Verto]

Becuase of global warming, let me explain. A huge cammel wants to eat earth but beacuse of global warming it is too hot to eat. So the cammel blows to cool it.

Why does the a cammel wants to eat earth?

 

[Awkward Turtle]

So it can poop rainbows

Why does Miyamoto love to tease us with Zelda sneak peaks?

 

[Ronin]

He can't help feel like we're in the same dreamland as him.

Whatever happened to the expression "Ladies first"?

 

[Toboe]

The have makeup. Why do I sit down?

oops! All well! I ove batman!

It died. Same question I said earlier