Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[SavageWizzrobe]

Umm.... why not?

Do pencils have legs? They always move when I'm not looking...

 

[The Shadow]

Yes, they grow them when no one is looking and then eat them when someone looks

Why is the word pen shorter than pencil even though pens came later?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

It's what's on the inside that counts, ink is a shorter word than graphite.

Who invented cheese?

 

[The Shadow]

King Che and the Earl of Ese

What is sky?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The dirt in which you walk on.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie planet?

 

[Magatha]

42

Why did people keep posting annoying pics on the counting to 1000 thread?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because they wanted to ruin the game for us.

Why is count to 1000 closed? Couldn't we have started from 1 again?

 

[Thunder-ocarina]

Because... I like.... Dogs!

Why do waffles taste good?

 

[Mr.Verto]

Because cupcakes dont.

Is Mario an Italian?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No, he's a plumber.

Why do I need to learn things I'll never use?

 

[Mr.Verto]

Cause you are going to use them. You are going to use them to not use them at all:nod:

WHY IS THE SUN sooo hot and the moon soooo coool?

 

[The Shadow]

Because the sun ate alot of chillis and the moon put on a pair of sunglasses

Why does Link need all those items some of which are almost completely useless

 

[Fraxinus]

Because he is a packrat, like me.
Why does the color black can still get darker to infinity, yet is always black on the spectrum?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

For the same reason that white gets infinitely brighter.

Does 0/0 = 1?

 

[Fraxinus]

No, it is the equivalent to dancing redeads.

How many numbers are between 1 and 0; how many decimals? Do they frequently eat my bacon?