Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Beeker]

ANYTHING.

How can I become a good singer?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

By lip-synching. Whatever that's supposed to mean.

How did troubleshooting get its name, again?

 

[Veely]

Because people had trouble shooting their computers

Why is everything soo fluffy!

 

[The Shadow]

Because I used insta-fluff it instantly makes anything fluffy (Warning: Do not spray in people's eyes, ears or mouth)

Why does Link eat ghosts?

 

[Beeker]

Because ghosts are a valuable part of your diet. You should eat at least 6 ghosts a day.

Why is the sky grey and not blue? I was told it was blue...

 

[The Shadow]

Because your looking at it from the wrong angle

Why are my questions never stupid enough?

 

[zants follower]

maybe you're not smart enough

why do I have an old xbox heatsink by my keyboard?

 

[EternalNocturne]

Because it mind-controlled you to eat rotten rabbit feet [with a side of cockroach legs].

Why do I have to write this essay?

 

[nicktheslayer]

Cuz essays dont write themselves.

Should i 'splode from stuffs that smells like grapes and flies?

 

[zants follower]

no

Why are cockroach legs so delicious?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

That's easy, the answer is- *drops dead before I could finish the sentence*

Where is the question in this sentence?

 

[nicktheslayer]

In chapters 4 through 6

Wait, cant read, why did i say that?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because you felt like it, duh!

Why are egg yolks not blue? That would be awesome!

 

[zants follower]

they are if you leave them out

why can't my cat fly?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the very first cat in existance got air sick and decided to trade with the first bird.

What's the safest place to dump nuclear waste?