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Know what else I would kill for? Majora's Mask for the Wii. Do they even make that? Ooh, and Tri Force Heroes for the Wii! (And I am positive they don't make ''that''.) My only downfall? My TV is big.... Seeing the Happy Mask Salesman totally FREAK out on a 70-inch.... ''~Shudder~''. I ''don't'' want to think about that. | Know what else I would kill for? Majora's Mask for the Wii. Do they even make that? Ooh, and Tri Force Heroes for the Wii! (And I am positive they don't make ''that''.) My only downfall? My TV is big.... Seeing the Happy Mask Salesman totally FREAK out on a 70-inch.... ''~Shudder~''. I ''don't'' want to think about that. | ||
==Views on Zelda, Zelda Games, etc. No one probably cares tho== | |||
So, I've only played six games but, being a girl, I still have a heckuva lot of opinions. On. Everything. Shall I break stuff down? | |||
'''''Warning: SUUUUUUUPER LONG, super opinionated, can bore people''''' | |||
===Ocarina of Time=== | |||
98%, A+ in my book | |||
''Ocarina'' was wonderful. After playing an odd and strange and creepy burnt ROM of ''Ocarina'', then losing the disc... Well, I could never forget that game. The game I played at five and could never get past that... strange... tree. So after... I think four years I said, "Mommy! Take me to GameStop." I had contemplated sources (My 6' 2" uncle, Kipling. Kip I mean), asked questions (naggingly, to my other, short uncle Scott). Then, with... 0 dollars in hand, we ventured to GameStop. | |||
We found a second-hand Ocarina chip for the DS for $15. "Mommy! I can pay you back!!!" | |||
When I got home, I gave my "mommy" the... erm... $8 that I had and played. Pleased to see it was the game from my childhood, I giddily picked up a sword and shield and (tried to) beat the Deku Tree without a walkthrough! | |||
Yeah, no I didn't. I used the trusty Zelda Dungeon (woot woot!). | |||
I was fine. | |||
Until Jabu-Jabu. | |||
After years (months) of trying, I defeated Barinade. I texted my brother, who had been trying to defeat it too, for months. He responded "lol". Humph. | |||
After that, I was fine. | |||
Until... the Forest Temple. | |||
When you stop playing and come back a year later, you forget where you are. Panicked, you look up walkthrough after walkthrough until you find where you are and (100% true) defeat Phantom Ganon with HALF A HEART LEFT. | |||
After that I was fine. | |||
Until... Water Temple. | |||
Yada yada yada, found where I was after foreeeeeeeeeeeevzzz, and defeated Morpha in 2 seconds. (Morpha??? MIPHA??? do you agree... wait agree with what). | |||
I was fine then. Defeated the remaining two temples without a walkthrough (mostly)... and every. Single. Boss. Was soooooooo easy. (Especially Ganondorf!) | |||
In conclusion: Ocarina of Time was wonderful. Though sometimes I wanted to throw my DS against a wall and scream "CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP", it was by far the best. Even better than BotW, I think. | |||
Play it. Play it and timelines will (NOT EVER) make sense. Your life will be changed. | |||
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===Majora's Mask=== | |||
9...3%, A- in my book | |||
Dark. Gloomy. Weird. | |||
But so addicting! I found the not-just-dark-in-color game when Googling Ocarina of Time. A sequel? I asked myself. Then I turned to my mom. "Mom, can I get this?" | |||
"How much is it?" | |||
"Er... $1.99!" | |||
"Sure!" | |||
"sigh." | |||
Flash forward to my brother's birthday. Our grandmother takes us to Wal*Mart (see? I put the... *...) so he can pick out a present. I beg him. "Get Majora's Mask? Get Majora's Mask? Pleeeeeeeez" He agrees, he plays first, gets bored. I did not feel remorse/regret for my manipulation; he still plays it now and then. So, all good. | |||
Anyway, the game is quite good. I cannot figure out how to defeat the Garo Master. Okay, I lied: I know how, I - JUST - CAN'T. But the game itself sets a tone: Even in a bright cheery grassland, you are reminded of imminent doom by pointing the camera at the sky; thus even ''indoors'' there's a sense of destruction, death, and darkness. | |||
It still manages to acheive a sense of childlike, innocent gameplay. Perhaps the... moon... sets a dark twist that helps, well, me, as a child, to better explore the "dark side" of gameplay - while never entering it. It sounds... almost... ''scary'' that such a game exists: to be happy, with a twist of darkness. But it's not. See, peepz: | |||
It's The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. | |||
===Tri Force Heroes,=== | |||
which I just had to include next because I have such strong feelings about it. I received it for Easter and was so excited at first; after playing it for a while I realized three things. | |||
(?%, C- in my book) | |||
====So little dimension leads to...==== | |||
When I say 'little dimension', I mean: no point. It's boring. | |||
====For a game with so little dimension...==== | |||
For a game with so little dimension, it is hard AS '''''CRAP'''''. | |||
====Reliabilty should be questioned...===== | |||
Tri Force Hero's reliability on SpotPass, StreetPass, and overall complete Internet/friend interaction/connection is just too much. Elements of this are masked with in-game elements("connect with friends and get friendly tokens!!!... you can use them to make clothes..."), but they make the game virtually impossible to beat without Internet and friend interaction. For example, you need friendly tokens to make some outfits. If you want all the outfits and don't have friendly tokens, | |||
You're screwed, buddy. | |||
===Skyward Sword=== | |||
Pretty good. Bubbly and bright, the cute and vibrant storyline is made further realistic with bright 3D character models and happy cheeriness. The music, the atmosphere of Skyloft - | |||
Is found only on Skyloft and in the sky, friend. | |||
Journey down to the "Surface" - or visit Skyloft at night - and you meet [[Ghirahim|SUPER challenging bosses]], [[Mia|rabid cats]], and overall... darkness. Similar to Majora's Mask, the dark tone and cuteness clash to create a weird... tone. But this is different, along with Adultish Link there's a sense of leaving childish innocence to see what the world is really like. 90%, A in my book. | |||
===Twilight Princess=== | |||
Nothing to hate. 100% A+ in my book. LOVE it. Nothing bad. Everything... The music... the darkness... the [[Midna|stupid companion imps who speak gibberish]]... dying of sadness because my Wii broke. Oh... i LOVE IT LOVE IT LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE IT | |||
===This will be long, aka BotW=== | |||
89%, B+ in my book | |||
Yup, you heard that right. In other words, NOT an A+. But: | |||
With so many many many sidequests and shrines and hidden things to do: | |||
It's | |||
Quite | |||
Overwhelming. | |||
I can't count how many shrines I did and did NOT unlock. Furthermore, beat! Where does Kilton appear in each town? So many flippin' conversations to eavesdrop on. TARREY TOWN ANYONE????? ugh, air? (am i right? yeah... no one else makes up weird acronyms) | |||
shrine shrine shrine shrine. | |||
Lynels. | |||
Trying to complete the Hyrule Compendium. | |||
Overall a beautifully realistic game, just overwhelming. I do love cooking though. (in real life AND in-game) | |||
==Tips From Zelda Series== | |||
I'm weird so I wrote a book: Tips from Zelda on Decorating. JUST leave me alone. | |||
I also wrote book 2. | |||
Tips from Zelda on Baking and Cooking. | |||
I wrote a detailed and rich intro but I'm too lazy to copy it; in a nutshell: I wanted to flesh out Zelda's character. K? Good. | |||
==Blog== | |||
See my humorous walkthrough/Zelda blog at walkthrus.blogspot.com. | |||
==Games Beside Zelda== | ==Games Beside Zelda== | ||