The Joker
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Navi - Warm to the touch, doesn't have much to say but constantly talks, and can make you feel great when you're injured or dead.
Midna (Adut transformation) - Will ride you all day long, totally into some freaking things, is smoking hot, and has spunk.
Fi - Great flexability, extraordinarily accurate on criticism, and is a better dancer than you ever will be.
The King of Hyrule - Will let you ride him all day long, you can go fishing with him all the time, and is a good conversationalist.
Who would you rather hook up with?
Midna (Adut transformation) - Will ride you all day long, totally into some freaking things, is smoking hot, and has spunk.
Fi - Great flexability, extraordinarily accurate on criticism, and is a better dancer than you ever will be.
The King of Hyrule - Will let you ride him all day long, you can go fishing with him all the time, and is a good conversationalist.
Who would you rather hook up with?