#1. Joining LoZ forums
#2. Calling LoZ games by their fan abbriviations
#3. Seeing a chicken and running in fear
#7. Always working on a LoZ game playthrough
#8. Playing with sticks pretending it's a sword
#9. Reenacting Master Sword Get scenes from the games
#10. Humming LoZ tunes on habit
#11. Being able to play LoZ tunes
#12. Having LoZ tunes stuck in your head
#13. Role playing as characters while playing LoZ games
#15. Calling your little sister Aryll.
#16. When you get something you really like you hold it over your head for three hours in one hand.
#17. When you get something you REALLY like, you spin around several times and hold it in the air (like [urlhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZQKo12J1JY&feature=channel]this[/url] [ps skip to 1:53 for the scene])
#20. You own/plan to own every Zelda game in existance
#21. When your art projects in school are secretly Zelda themed
and that's all I can think of.
Okay, I'm guilty of all the ones listed above, but some that I sort of do but not really.
#3 I've done this once. I didn't run in fear, more of "Hit it and watch his friends kill you." Just kidding, but I did comment on doing something with them.
#9 I was going to say this as one of my reasons. I stick a sword in between the matresses of our couch, walk all the way upstairs, run back downstairs, and grab it out. Then get in trouble for sticking it in the couch.
#15 I don't have a sister, but if I did, I bet I would call her that.
#16 I always grab my dog, she weighs 5 lbs so it's not that hard, lift her way over my head, and yell "YOU GOT THE DOG!!!" I just did that today. Shame on me. :cry:
#21 I don't make projects Zelda themed secretly, but I do make a lot of other things Zelda themed secretly.
Here are my reasons. You know that you're playing too much Zelda when:
1. You go as Link for Halloween for 9 years of your life.
2. You ask a friend if he wants to play 2 swords and then you run off into the forest randomly with a rock in your hand.
3. You try to magically skip steps without tripping like Link does in every game.
4. You try to simply hop onto a couch, like Link does, and slip and hurt your shin badly.
5. You stand on your bed, look at a car track set made of plastic next to it, make a BLIP sound, pull an odd toy out of nowhere, aim it at the track, make a CHING CHING CHING TICK sound and then try to fly towards it horazantally. (Supposed to be hookshot)
6. Say that you're going to run everywhere all day and open doors, wait 5 seconds, act like it fades black if you're going in, white if you're going out, then go through the door, and actually do that ALL day.
7. Make a weird grunty yell when you jump off something.
8. Yell like Link when you throw a shot put.
and
9. Create your own Zelda games and write the ideas on paper.
I've done all of these. ALL of them mind you.