I've only had one friend since I was ten years old, two if you include my brother. I don't make friends easily, and it's quite complicated. Many people seem to want to be my friend—for some reason, I'm an extremely likable person—but are turned off when they realize that I'm weird. I'm quiet, introverted, I don't have a Facebook, drink, smoke, or keep up with the latest trends. I'm also not as 'immature' as they'd like, or so I've been told, and some think of me as too serious or an old man in a twenty-three year old's body. Some of my coworkers stare at me in contempt and many nasty rumors have sprung up as to why I am so quiet and reserved. You'd be surprised by the things I've heard that people say about me. I've recently been told that most people find me annoying, and I haven't so much as spoken a single word to them. Fortunately, I am accustomed to being a loner and relish in solitude. People are too stressful; I'd much rather not have to deal with them all their complex social stuff.
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