The ZD Exchange Vending Machine

[amaterasu]

You get craptons of Ruppees.

I insert a green Rupee.

 

[Hylian Knight]

You get the Kokiri Emerald.

I insert your face.

 

[amaterasu]

you get a kick in the butt

i insert a red rupee

 

[ZoraVaati]

You slingshot ammo

I insert all my rupees

 

[amaterasu]

you got a service needed slip.

i service the machine and put in an orange rupee

 

[AustinFox33]

Your wallet is full and cant hold this many rupees. Lets put it back for later!

I insert inferior action/adventure games.

 

[amaterasu]

you get Tingle!

I insert a penny

 

[YoshiFlame]

Sure you did, but now that penny has to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!

I insert all the floors in Hyrule.

 

[ZoraVaati]

You get all the ceilings in Hyrule

I insert an i Pod charger attached to an FBI super computer

 

[superw967]

I get a troll face mask
I insert an MP3 player you get...

 

[Mavis]

you get a sense of accomplishment

I insert one annoying fairy

 

[ZoraVaati]

You get a PS3

I put in this post

 

[Night Owl]

you got out this one.

I insert the lens of truth.

 

[Violet Link]

you got a mask of truth
I insert Ocarina of Time.

 

[Night Owl]

You get a timeshift stone.
I insert honey.