Dark Boo
The Darkest of Boos
- Joined
- Dec 15, 2020
- Gender
- Male
Chapter I:
May 18th 1900
Gaia (FFIX)
"Happy 111th Birthday, ShyHo!" exclaimed ShyHo's younger brother RobeHei. RobeHei was 99, and he would be turning 100 in a few months.
"Thanks RobeHei" ShyHo said to his younger brother.
"Now, ShyHo, I think it is time for you to choose what robe you'd like to be a part of." HeiShy told his son.
"I want white!" ShyHo said happily. "It represents the union good, and is a sign of evil's bane"
"Wow, you're really getting ahead of your age." MalHa commented to her son.
"Well, it was really nothing to get here." ShyHo told his mother. "All I had to do was age up and here I am!"
"Pretty soon you'll have to lose your virginity, it's an experience you'll never forget in your life." Interjected HoHa.
"What's that?" Asked ShyHo, confused. "Is that like when you get employed?"
HoHa sighed, "No, it's when a woman does a whole bunch of crazy stuff to you, and you do crazy stuff to them"
"That sounds icky!" ShyHo said in disgust.
"When you cross that bridge, it'll feel bad at first, but then, it'll be awesome! It's like something you've never felt before!" ShyHo's older brother said to him.
MalHa then proceeded to scold the eldest son."Look, I know you want to celebrate ShyHo turning 100, but he's really not that age. Tell it to him when he's 130 or something!"
"But, by then I'll be out of the house and have lost my virginity!" HoHa said with sorrow.
MalHa responded by saying "You're only 136!"
ShyHo never forgot what happened next, his mom and his brother basically got into a big argument and began fighting physically. To this day, he still realizes that he has to be a good parent when his child arrives. But what he didn't realize, was that he was saying all of this out loud for all to hear. Well, just him and his wife.
Lenna sat down next to ShyHo and informed him "You do realize that you're saying this all out loud." "Oh sorry, honey." ShyHo responded. "I'm trying to read and you're speaking out loud, to yourself" Lenna responded. "End of Chapter I?" ShyHo said. "End of Chapter I." Lenna said back.
May 18th 1900
Gaia (FFIX)
"Happy 111th Birthday, ShyHo!" exclaimed ShyHo's younger brother RobeHei. RobeHei was 99, and he would be turning 100 in a few months.
"Thanks RobeHei" ShyHo said to his younger brother.
"Now, ShyHo, I think it is time for you to choose what robe you'd like to be a part of." HeiShy told his son.
"I want white!" ShyHo said happily. "It represents the union good, and is a sign of evil's bane"
"Wow, you're really getting ahead of your age." MalHa commented to her son.
"Well, it was really nothing to get here." ShyHo told his mother. "All I had to do was age up and here I am!"
"Pretty soon you'll have to lose your virginity, it's an experience you'll never forget in your life." Interjected HoHa.
"What's that?" Asked ShyHo, confused. "Is that like when you get employed?"
HoHa sighed, "No, it's when a woman does a whole bunch of crazy stuff to you, and you do crazy stuff to them"
"That sounds icky!" ShyHo said in disgust.
"When you cross that bridge, it'll feel bad at first, but then, it'll be awesome! It's like something you've never felt before!" ShyHo's older brother said to him.
MalHa then proceeded to scold the eldest son."Look, I know you want to celebrate ShyHo turning 100, but he's really not that age. Tell it to him when he's 130 or something!"
"But, by then I'll be out of the house and have lost my virginity!" HoHa said with sorrow.
MalHa responded by saying "You're only 136!"
ShyHo never forgot what happened next, his mom and his brother basically got into a big argument and began fighting physically. To this day, he still realizes that he has to be a good parent when his child arrives. But what he didn't realize, was that he was saying all of this out loud for all to hear. Well, just him and his wife.
Lenna sat down next to ShyHo and informed him "You do realize that you're saying this all out loud." "Oh sorry, honey." ShyHo responded. "I'm trying to read and you're speaking out loud, to yourself" Lenna responded. "End of Chapter I?" ShyHo said. "End of Chapter I." Lenna said back.