CHPT 1: Don't mess with the Q/ The journey begins
Steve woke up. He soon realized that his bedroom was quite different from before. There was what looked like a stump for a stool, his back ached as if he slept on something hard, and the whole room had the musty smell of trees all over it.
"Uh-oh," he muttered. "How did it happen?" All of the night before, he and his brothers were talking over a fractured story of the legend of Zelda ocarina of time, with them in it. But now as he awoke, he finally knows what their story feels like; itchy... or that's just his tunic. He also noticed that three areas of him were hurting at the same time. He reached his hand over and nudged at one of the aching areas and felt a strange, soft, yet fluffy-like puff-ball, and then a small voice cried out "YOWCH!" Steve jumped at the sound of this and got up quickly. He noticed that two fairies that had just finished hitting against him flew up into the air, one was blue, the other one dark aqua.
"HI! I'm Navi! I'm Gaia! ---" the two fairies paused and began to look around confused.
"Wait a moment...." Steve muttered. "Aren't there supposed to be just one?" he asked.
"Hah! NO! The Deku tree sent us three to bring you over personally!"
"Then where's the third?" Steve asked.
"Oh, Terry, he's been 'Rear- ended!" the green one spoke quickly. Steve quickly got up and noticed a red puff-ball with wings crushed into the wooden bed. The fairy got up and even though the ball of light was expressionless, it was glaring.
"WHATCHA GO AND DO THAT FER, YA @#$&#@ OF A HERO?!" the fairy demanded. "I coulda been killed!" Steve stared at the fairy in great offense.
"I've heard that fairies' wings are very sensitive. Mind if I see if that's true?" Steve asked, moving his hand dangerously close to the fairy. The fairy yelped and ducked behind Navi. Navi groaned.
"Cut it out, Terry. I doubt he was going to do it anyway!" Navi snapped. Steve sighed and got out of his bed.
"Alright, let's go, Link!" Navi called as she flew out of the cabin. Steve sighed again. I guess my name isn't Steve here, I'll have to get used to being called 'Link'.
Steve and the three fairies sneaked through the village, with Steve getting hastier with every step. He was 'remembering' what he's been doing in this world, and didn't want one certain thing to happen.
"Why are you rushing to the Deku Tree? Afraid all the 'good heroes' will be chosen?" Terry asked.
"I don't want to run into Saria! We went 'moon watching' one time, and she held my hand ALL NIGHT!! Just look at the full moon ONCE with a girl and she thinks you're betrothed!" Steve explained before getting on his way. Terry sighed and followed him, until an idea popped into his head.
"Oh! Hi there Saria!" he exclaimed. Upon hearing this Steve let out a strangely girl-like scream.
"It's NOT funny!" Steve snapped before he continued to walk.
"Oh! Hi there Saria!" Terry exclaimed.
"'Not falling for it!" Steve snapped.
"HI LINK!" came a voice from behind. Steve screamed again and turned around, and there was Saria.
"Hi there! We were just talking about you..." said Terry.
"Oh, really?!" Saria exclaimed. Steve cursed at Terry under his breath.
"Saria, why are you out here?" Navi asked. "Didn't you hear of the 'Forest flu' epidemic?"
"Y-yeah! Forest flu! You shouldn't be out here!" Steve exclaimed nervously. Then he turned to the fairies and whispered.
"Psst! Guys! What's 'forest flu?" Steve asked.
"Idth like a cold!" a nearby Kokiri sniffled. "Bud only Kokireeth cadch it! Early thimptoms gan include Weebing, whining, kwiying, and Love ad firth sight!"
Steve gulped.
"I think Saria's got it...!" he muttered.
"Where are you sneaking off to?" Saria asked.
"Going somewhere? Oh, yeah, uh, I'm going to the know it all brothers, to get their advice about fixing the plumbing!" Steve exclaimed, but this was obviously a lie.
"We don't have plumbing, whatever that is!" Saria snapped.
"Well, uh, Gotta go!" Steve shouted before rushing off.
Steve was looking through the forest of training, looking for the Kokiri sword. Steve had to constantly keep the lookout for rolling boulders. He discovered the origin of the boulders when he sat down to rest. He discovered a Kokiri was shoving the boulders into the area.
Steve sneaked over to the chest at the other end of the maze. He hastily opened it and took out the Kokiri sword. But when he took it out, it began to slip and he wildly tried to keep it from falling, just barely able to make the 'item pose'. The Kokiri who was hauling the boulders stared in disbelief of Steve's clumsiness.
"Well, like my Brother used ta say; 'you can give a man a sword, but that ain't gonna make him a knight'," he sighed.
Steve proudly walked out of the training meadow, but something came to mind. If I'm here, then my brothers should be here too, I wonder what they're up to...
Steve woke up. He soon realized that his bedroom was quite different from before. There was what looked like a stump for a stool, his back ached as if he slept on something hard, and the whole room had the musty smell of trees all over it.
"Uh-oh," he muttered. "How did it happen?" All of the night before, he and his brothers were talking over a fractured story of the legend of Zelda ocarina of time, with them in it. But now as he awoke, he finally knows what their story feels like; itchy... or that's just his tunic. He also noticed that three areas of him were hurting at the same time. He reached his hand over and nudged at one of the aching areas and felt a strange, soft, yet fluffy-like puff-ball, and then a small voice cried out "YOWCH!" Steve jumped at the sound of this and got up quickly. He noticed that two fairies that had just finished hitting against him flew up into the air, one was blue, the other one dark aqua.
"HI! I'm Navi! I'm Gaia! ---" the two fairies paused and began to look around confused.
"Wait a moment...." Steve muttered. "Aren't there supposed to be just one?" he asked.
"Hah! NO! The Deku tree sent us three to bring you over personally!"
"Then where's the third?" Steve asked.
"Oh, Terry, he's been 'Rear- ended!" the green one spoke quickly. Steve quickly got up and noticed a red puff-ball with wings crushed into the wooden bed. The fairy got up and even though the ball of light was expressionless, it was glaring.
"WHATCHA GO AND DO THAT FER, YA @#$&#@ OF A HERO?!" the fairy demanded. "I coulda been killed!" Steve stared at the fairy in great offense.
"I've heard that fairies' wings are very sensitive. Mind if I see if that's true?" Steve asked, moving his hand dangerously close to the fairy. The fairy yelped and ducked behind Navi. Navi groaned.
"Cut it out, Terry. I doubt he was going to do it anyway!" Navi snapped. Steve sighed and got out of his bed.
"Alright, let's go, Link!" Navi called as she flew out of the cabin. Steve sighed again. I guess my name isn't Steve here, I'll have to get used to being called 'Link'.
Steve and the three fairies sneaked through the village, with Steve getting hastier with every step. He was 'remembering' what he's been doing in this world, and didn't want one certain thing to happen.
"Why are you rushing to the Deku Tree? Afraid all the 'good heroes' will be chosen?" Terry asked.
"I don't want to run into Saria! We went 'moon watching' one time, and she held my hand ALL NIGHT!! Just look at the full moon ONCE with a girl and she thinks you're betrothed!" Steve explained before getting on his way. Terry sighed and followed him, until an idea popped into his head.
"Oh! Hi there Saria!" he exclaimed. Upon hearing this Steve let out a strangely girl-like scream.
"It's NOT funny!" Steve snapped before he continued to walk.
"Oh! Hi there Saria!" Terry exclaimed.
"'Not falling for it!" Steve snapped.
"HI LINK!" came a voice from behind. Steve screamed again and turned around, and there was Saria.
"Hi there! We were just talking about you..." said Terry.
"Oh, really?!" Saria exclaimed. Steve cursed at Terry under his breath.
"Saria, why are you out here?" Navi asked. "Didn't you hear of the 'Forest flu' epidemic?"
"Y-yeah! Forest flu! You shouldn't be out here!" Steve exclaimed nervously. Then he turned to the fairies and whispered.
"Psst! Guys! What's 'forest flu?" Steve asked.
"Idth like a cold!" a nearby Kokiri sniffled. "Bud only Kokireeth cadch it! Early thimptoms gan include Weebing, whining, kwiying, and Love ad firth sight!"
Steve gulped.
"I think Saria's got it...!" he muttered.
"Where are you sneaking off to?" Saria asked.
"Going somewhere? Oh, yeah, uh, I'm going to the know it all brothers, to get their advice about fixing the plumbing!" Steve exclaimed, but this was obviously a lie.
"We don't have plumbing, whatever that is!" Saria snapped.
"Well, uh, Gotta go!" Steve shouted before rushing off.
Steve was looking through the forest of training, looking for the Kokiri sword. Steve had to constantly keep the lookout for rolling boulders. He discovered the origin of the boulders when he sat down to rest. He discovered a Kokiri was shoving the boulders into the area.
Steve sneaked over to the chest at the other end of the maze. He hastily opened it and took out the Kokiri sword. But when he took it out, it began to slip and he wildly tried to keep it from falling, just barely able to make the 'item pose'. The Kokiri who was hauling the boulders stared in disbelief of Steve's clumsiness.
"Well, like my Brother used ta say; 'you can give a man a sword, but that ain't gonna make him a knight'," he sighed.
Steve proudly walked out of the training meadow, but something came to mind. If I'm here, then my brothers should be here too, I wonder what they're up to...
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