1) Time will keep on slippin' into the future.
2) ERROR ERROR ERROR 401 COMPUTER HAMSTERS NOT FOUND
3) Nothing
4) Instant transportation to A Mario, Kirby, or Metroid game
5) A Wild Glitch Appeared! *RPG battle music*
6) Sacred Realm
7) Welcome to Kakariko Fried Chicken, can I take your order?
8) Malo Mart......... EVERY WHERE!!!
9) Nintendo Headquarters Japan
10) To continue Time Transport please insert 25 Rupees....
But, seriously. I going in the right way leads to the past, so the other way would probably led to the future...