Shadsie
Sage of Tales
As some of you may or may not know, I have a significant other named Bob. He has a bizarre sense of humor. It seems, also, that I have recently infected him with the Zelda-virus. After a long and arduous quest, he finally beat Twilight Princess. I coaxed him into trying a bit of Ocarina of Time this evening.
Now, he said a lot of weird things while playing TP, but I didn't have the prescence of mind to write any of it down and I don't remember it, other than the "squirrel joke" and some of the "lines" he gave Coro (something about a genie living in the Lantern and the "special grass")... I decided not to make that mistake again.
I actually *wrote down* some of the things he said while playing OoT, running around Kokiri Village.
Random Things Bob Says While Playing Ocarina of Time
Upon meeting Navi -- "Great, now I have to buy Friskies Fairy Food... and clean a litter box."
Upon meeting Saria and her fairy -- "Now the tennis balls are mating."
To the girl at the store -- "I need a book on How to Breed Your Fairy in 12 Easy Steps.
Step 1: Crazy glue.
Step 2: Nail gun.
Step 3: Clothespin to hold the wings together
Step 4: Louisville slugger... "
Upon getting a closeup view of a random Kokiri girl -- "Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, aren't they? With pieces of cake for hands..."
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If he keeps up with the game and I am watching with my notebook handy, I'm sure to catch more weirdness to update this thread with.
I hope it amuses.
Now, he said a lot of weird things while playing TP, but I didn't have the prescence of mind to write any of it down and I don't remember it, other than the "squirrel joke" and some of the "lines" he gave Coro (something about a genie living in the Lantern and the "special grass")... I decided not to make that mistake again.
I actually *wrote down* some of the things he said while playing OoT, running around Kokiri Village.
Random Things Bob Says While Playing Ocarina of Time
Upon meeting Navi -- "Great, now I have to buy Friskies Fairy Food... and clean a litter box."
Upon meeting Saria and her fairy -- "Now the tennis balls are mating."
To the girl at the store -- "I need a book on How to Breed Your Fairy in 12 Easy Steps.
Step 1: Crazy glue.
Step 2: Nail gun.
Step 3: Clothespin to hold the wings together
Step 4: Louisville slugger... "
Upon getting a closeup view of a random Kokiri girl -- "Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, aren't they? With pieces of cake for hands..."
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If he keeps up with the game and I am watching with my notebook handy, I'm sure to catch more weirdness to update this thread with.
I hope it amuses.