Let's Play The What If? Game

[Kupsacker]

Then Nintendo would have to make 5 more games in a seriously short amount of time to fill in the imminent plot gaps/twists/alterations that would be created.

What if Link is Hyrule's most wanted?

 

[DuelMark]

Then he can wear a disguise and become Hyrule's equivalent to Batman.
What if there was a game where you play as Link and Zelda's son?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then Nintendo would likely piss off a good percentage of the Zelda fanbase (myself included)
What if Zelda was gross looking?

 

[toonlink]

Then Link would just sit back and watch.
What if Link had a large metal rod with mind control powers to fight with?

 

[DuelMark]

Then he wouldn't need to use his sword a good chunk of the time, he'd just force the Moblins to waste each other.
What if Link and Zelda turned out to be the ancestors of Samus from Metroid?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then WHAAAAAAT?!
What if Link became the Night Man (the passionate, passionate, Night Man)?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

He wouldn't see daylight often.

What if Big Octo was my secret boyfriend?

 

[Big Octo]

I thought I was yer dad.

What if did?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

That would be incest.

What if I had mouths on my feet?

 

[toonlink]

Then you'd taste bad things.
What if Link was addicted to pie?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then he'd end up pawning his Master Sword to feed his addiction and Ganon would be unstoppable.
What if Link ate all the potatoes?

 

[DuelMark]

Then there won't be any left to invent french fries.

What if someone used the Triforce to wish FOX News would disappear?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then the world would be a better place.
What if Midna wasn't awful?

 

[DuelMark]

Then Zant wouldn't have gone insane with rage and heartbreak.

What if Link became a Green Lantern?

 

[Trio the Punch]

Then Ryan Reynolds would ruin Link for everybody.
What if Link was a member of the church of scientology?