Actually, if you enter "L is Real Two Thousand Forty One" in the code chamber in Banjo-Tooie, you will unlock the secret of Stop N' Swop and you will get transported to the top of Luigi's Mansion where the Great Mighty Poo will give you 100 lives and a Playboy magazine. If you enter the final word of page 48 of the magazine into the sandcastle in Banjo-Kazooie, Devil Bottles will appear and say the phrase "Hylian Legend." If you enter "Hylian Legend" as your name in the The Minish Cap, then when you defeat Vaati he will say the cryptic phrase "MP3 128." MP3 stands for Metroid Prime 3, and if you scan exactly 128 items with the scan visor in Metroid Prime 3 and then beat the game with 100% completion, the ship that follows Samus's ship in the secret ending will follow Samus to the planet Linaxonpitonironimigangia. The pilot of the ship will then emerge and reveal its true name: Metroid Dread. You will then battle him, and upon his defeat, he will tell you the release date of his game that is named after him and a code. Buy Metroid Dread when it comes out and enter the code the boss Metroid Dread gave you and you will activate a quest to collect 882 identical pieces of Aztec gold that were cursed by Cortez. Doing so will get you a code that is used in the real world as the password to get into Area 51. In Area 51, Kal-El will reveal to you that General Zod has teamed up with the Goa'uld to destroy Earth at the end of the Mayan calendar in the year 2012. So it's pretty much the greatest conspiracy of all time. Please tell me someone actually understood that joke. I know, I know, I have no life whatsoever. I really need to lay off the mega mushrooms, don't I?
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