Because he eats visiting Gorons after they drown.
Terminus If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me Joined May 20, 2012 Location Sub-Orbital Trajectory Gender Anarcho-Communist Jul 10, 2012 #31 Because he eats visiting Gorons after they drown.
triforce_power One of the Sheikah Joined May 1, 2012 Location Skyloft Jul 10, 2012 #32 because he's actually wearing a large puffy winter coat
onidarklink2 An Hero of our Time Joined Sep 19, 2011 Location Right behind you in a camo suit ;) Jul 10, 2012 #33 Because he absorbs the water running under him like a sponge.
triforce_power One of the Sheikah Joined May 1, 2012 Location Skyloft Jul 10, 2012 #34 because he's majorly constipated
HyruleLove Twilight Princess Joined May 9, 2011 Location Puerto Rico Jul 12, 2012 #37 Because hes fat!!!
Fraxinus chunky plant goop Joined Jul 13, 2009 Location Wasp Kingdom Jul 12, 2012 #38 Side effect of Zora Butt Water is swelling. He swelled up.
Terminus If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me Joined May 20, 2012 Location Sub-Orbital Trajectory Gender Anarcho-Communist Jul 12, 2012 #39 Because he's the one that took my lunch!
Seth Joined Jan 24, 2010 Location The space that's in-between insane and insecure. Jul 12, 2012 #40 Because he's American. :O
TwilightKing Stay Frosting! Joined Oct 10, 2011 Location Ylisse: Turbulant Era Jul 13, 2012 #41 I blame the economy.
PokaLink Pokalink the avaricious Joined Feb 5, 2012 Location Outset Island Jul 16, 2012 #43 Because Harry Potter forced him to drink the Zora lake
HyruleLove Twilight Princess Joined May 9, 2011 Location Puerto Rico Jul 16, 2012 #44 because he isnt going by his daily weight watchers points
Chameleon Down for maintenance. Joined Apr 26, 2012 Location Hell. Gender Owl Jul 16, 2012 #45 he was a balloon in past lives.