King of the Hill!

[Master]

I throw you a bomb and you "Suction Cup it", and pass out. So Me, Majora'sMask98, Zelda's_Child, and Cucco Power are back in top in our castle. ^^

We claim the hill...

 

[Linknmike]

I, um, 'innocently' drill a gigantic cavern under your castle, causing your castle to collapse into it(see the car/plane chase in 2012).

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I secretly plant a bomb on your hill and leave the instruction to defuse it. At first you panic but then you see the instructions and calm down, but they're in Japanese so you panic again and cut the wrong wire.

I claim the hill.

 

[Nicole]

I secretly plant a bomb on your hill and leave the instruction to defuse it. At first you panic but then you see the instructions and calm down, but they're in Japanese so you panic again and cut the wrong wire.

I claim the hill.

A suicidal n00b climbs the hill and threatens to jump off it. You try to stop him and he pulls you off with him. That's why "a noob died here."

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

That noob is you, and I save myself with my hookshot.

I claim the hill.

 

[Linknmike]

I use a blowtorch from the future to melt the chains on your hookshot. You fall.

I claim the hill.

 

[butterbiscuit]

I shove you off.

I claim the hill.

 

[Nicole]

I have a basketball game tonight. The team we play is so horrendous that a rogue basketball shot off the backboard soars over to the hill and hits you in teh haed . You fall off the hill.

I claim the hill.

 

[Fraxinus]

I slap you with a soggy pancake; I claim the hill.

 

[Nicole]

Eww...
A really hot guy/gal is standing atop a hill directly across from this one. You are so interested that you leave this hill to get to the other one with the hot guy/gal. This person is really a lifesize cardboard cutout. You are so depressed you break down and cry on the spot, not noticing me retake the hill.

I claim the hill.

 

[Linknmike]

I trip you, causing you to fall down the hill.

I claim the hill.

 

[Nicole]

Let's be a little more creative than "I trip/push you off the hill"...

You get a text from your best friend telling you ZD is closing down for lack of future Zelda titles. You are so shocked that you forget why you're even on the hill in the first place and leave.

I claim the hill.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I tell you to BUG OFF!!! then *coincidentally* a swarm of hornets stings you until you die!

I claim the hill.

 

[Linknmike]

I push your wolf in your sig down the hill, causing it to crash into and break Majora's Mask and The Wind Waker. Mobs of fans, including every Man in Black, swarm your house and kill you.

I claim the hill.

DO'H! NINJA'D!

I give yoiu Soldier of Link's sig pic and do what's mentioned above.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

You cannot grasp the true form of Cel-Shaded Giygas' attack!

I claim the hill.