Potassium. Story time~
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Once upon a time, four years ago, there lived a seventh grader named Amanda M████████. She had a desire to internet, but knew her parents--especially her dad--were too paranoid about creepers and rapists lurking within the murky depths of the internet trenches, so to throw off whatever possible criminals [lawl], she created an alias for herself and snuck onto the internets. She maded a super secrety secret of secrety secrets: a Gmail account, under her alias' name, Mandy Mackerson. She ventured forth on a great and treacherous voyage, in attempts to deceive any possible pedophiles.
During the Gmail account creation process, they didn't let her use the username she wanted, and gave her a list of suggestions of usernames. Of these was mandym287. In an act of whim and great desperation to unite herself with the marvel that are internets, she highlighted the username, copied and pasted it into the username field.
[She recycled the username for the few amount of sites that she registered on with that email address, until she got caught. On this very forum community, she began to feel a sense of comfort and safety, and finally changed her forum account's email address to one that she regularly uses, but one that her parents could access. Fatal Error. Internet curfew arranged. Her father found a notification from a Zelda Dungeon Forum Community, informing of a friendship request. He scolded Amanda and delted her fourms set up internets to be blocked from 10P.M. to 6P.M., only allowing her four hours of internet on a daily basis.
As his trust level with her gradually began to increase due to responsible behavior, the curfew has been extended to only be blocked from 12A.M to 6:30A.M.. This is still her current internet curfew. All because she wanted to internet.]
Afterword: Amanda no longer uses the alias. Because aliens.
THE END