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Man... the ****???
Oct 25, 2012
F***ing LaLa Land!!!
7:48 AM <Thareous> >implying that friends need to have each other in their friend list
7:47 AM <JuicieJ> Ya nastay
7:47 AM <JuicieJ> Who else would I ****, Jenn? Total strangers?
7:47 AM <Thareous> How can we possibly be friends???
7:47 AM <mandym287> i have to reload the page for new shouts and page loads so slow that by the time i say something my response is late udiswkdghbgrfde
7:47 AM <Thareous> You aren't in my friends list.
7:47 AM <Thareous> But JJ
7:47 AM <GirlWithAFairy> **** friends
7:46 AM <GirlWithAFairy> Friends?
7:46 AM <JuicieJ>
7:46 AM <JuicieJ> We're all friends
7:46 AM <JuicieJ> It's okay, mandems

(Read bottom to top because Im lazy!!)


If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
[11:58:27 AM] Hollie: caw caw
[12:06:20 PM] Hollie: do I need to hold a funeral for the box
[12:06:29 PM] Hollie: guess so
[12:06:36 PM] Hollie: ahem
[12:07:17 PM] Hollie: we are gathered here today to celebrate the life and mourn the death of the chatterbox fm chat
[12:07:36 PM] Hollie: tis a tragedy, it will always be missed
[12:08:54 PM] Hollie: in my life, I enjoyed many shenanigans within the chatterbox, from slapping ***** on mics to brutal chess wars to screeching aboot doctor who
[12:09:52 PM] Hollie: and I shall always treasure the memories of these shenanigans
[12:10:06 PM] Hollie: and so now
[12:10:22 PM] Hollie: it comes time to lay chatterbox to rest
[12:10:53 PM] Hollie: if all the mormons could please join me in a prayer circle thank you
[12:11:28 PM] Hollie: satanists are also welcome
[12:11:40 PM] The Doctor: Lol
[12:12:35 PM] Hollie: Hollie prays
[12:12:53 PM] Hollie: oh mr satan
[12:13:07 PM] Hollie: our dark lord and saviour
[12:13:17 PM] The Doctor: Yes ma'am
[12:13:29 PM] Hollie: please escort the chatterbox to its rightful place in hell
[12:13:35 PM] Hollie: amen
[12:13:58 PM] Hollie: that will be all
[12:14:07 PM] The Doctor: ^
[12:14:18 PM] *** The Doctor has changed the conversation topic to "[VC] Chatterbox FM --- Hell Box" ***
[12:14:19 PM] Hollie: please pay your final respects at the gravestone
[12:14:41 PM] Hollie: I took the liberty of engraving our names in comic sans
[12:14:51 PM] Hollie: with a photo of nic cage
[12:14:58 PM] The Doctor: Special place in hell for that
[12:15:04 PM] The Doctor: Te font
[12:15:23 PM] Hollie: this funeral will now be finished with a performance by nickelback
[12:15:28 PM] Hollie: enjoy
[12:16:01 PM] Hollie: never 4get the chatterbox
[12:16:12 PM] The Doctor: Ever
[12:16:13 PM] Hollie: gone too soon
[12:16:16 PM] The Doctor: The Doctor pays respects

RIP VC Chatterbox.


If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
[3:40:45 PM] Hollie: wrestling is such a gay sport o_o
[3:40:51 PM] The Doctor: Lol
[3:40:58 PM] The Doctor: I just fell oof my chair
[3:41:05 PM] The Doctor: well nearly
[3:41:14 PM] Hollie: they look like theyre giving each other really intense hugs
[3:41:14 PM] The Doctor: My rear was 3/4 the way off
[3:41:29 PM] linkerbelle: heyy
[3:41:34 PM] Killer Cereal: Hi
[3:41:36 PM] Hollie: and they're shirtless and pinning each other to the floor
[3:41:42 PM] Hollie: so heterosexual
[3:42:08 PM] Hollie: the tension between them is just
[3:42:11 PM] Hollie: wow
[3:42:17 PM] Killer Cereal: lol

Wrestlebash 9001.

[9:34:00 PM] Killer Cereal: I wonder if people would facepalm if I sang a Slipknot song
[9:34:15 PM] The Doctor: Not if you actually sang
[9:34:25 PM] The Doctor: BTW If I ever get time travel
[9:34:46 PM] The Doctor: My first trip will be to preserrve reality
[9:35:05 PM] The Doctor: And take Cereal to be used as the voice model for Microsoft Sam
[9:35:20 PM] The Doctor: Because clearly that already happened
[9:35:46 PM] Hollie: but
[9:35:49 PM] Hollie: see the thing is
[9:35:55 PM] Hollie: if they had invented time travel
[9:36:01 PM] Hollie: dont you think we would know by now?
[9:36:11 PM] Hollie: it's a disappointing thought but
[9:36:15 PM] Hollie: yknow
[9:36:26 PM] The Doctor: Maybe we are ina a "Natural Past Reserve" where the time travellers cant go
[9:36:38 PM] The Doctor: To avoid collapsing the universe
[9:36:43 PM] The Doctor: and stuff
[9:36:47 PM] Hollie: ou perhaps
[9:36:50 PM] The Doctor: Y'know. Stuff
[9:38:23 PM] Hollie: timey
[9:38:24 PM] Hollie: wimey
[9:38:25 PM] Hollie: stuff

Because Pancake Samurai (aka Killer Cereal) has the most beautiful monotone I've ever heard... or just a crappy mic.
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The Good Samaritan
Mar 20, 2012
Canberra, Australia
Kermit (Curmudgeon) at his best.

Smart Kermit:
[11:02:23 AM] Kermit: I'm not a strong speller. Mostly because I couldn't be bothered in elementary school. I was too busy drawing tanks
[11:03:25 AM] Sarah Vondliz: omg Kermit xDD
[11:05:07 AM] Kermit: my notes through high school were about 15% material and 85% explosions

Little Kermit:
[10:08:13 AM] Kermit: eh. I wasn't nearly as coherent at 13-14.
[10:13:59 AM] Kermit: I'm fairly certain that if I had to hang out with the 8th/9th grade version of me, I'd lock him in a closet.

Otaku/Weeaboo Kermit:
[12:40:53 AM] Sarah Vondliz: awwwww kermit are you part weeaboo? (chuckle)
[12:41:08 AM] Kermit: 1/8 on my mother's side

Stoopid Kermit:
[12:43:23 AM] Kermit: I feel like the dog in Up most of the time

Conspiracy Kermit:
[1/21/2013 3:39:31 PM] Kermit: I'm confused whether Odd believes you're finnish or plays along with the joke...
[1/21/2013 3:41:33 PM] Kermit: you should reveal to him at some point that you're a 35 year old dude from Algeria

Kermit being a smartass:
[1/21/2013 9:27:34 PM] Sarah Vondliz: ok
[1/21/2013 9:27:37 PM] Sarah Vondliz: mmm
[1/21/2013 9:27:40 PM] Sarah Vondliz: right now
[1/21/2013 9:27:43 PM] Sarah Vondliz: ur wearing
[1/21/2013 9:27:45 PM] Sarah Vondliz: ....
[1/21/2013 9:27:47 PM] Sarah Vondliz: blue shirt
[1/21/2013 9:27:52 PM] Kermit: yellow
[1/21/2013 9:27:53 PM] Sarah Vondliz: boxers
[1/21/2013 9:27:58 PM] Sarah Vondliz: n
[1/21/2013 9:28:00 PM] Sarah Vondliz: socks
[1/21/2013 9:28:01 PM] Kermit: nylon gym shorts
[1/21/2013 9:28:03 PM] Kermit: bare feet
[1/21/2013 9:28:08 PM] Sarah Vondliz: you know what
[1/21/2013 9:28:44 PM] Kermit: yes
[1/21/2013 9:28:59 PM] Sarah Vondliz: ugh
[1/21/2013 9:29:00 PM] Sarah Vondliz: men
[1/21/2013 9:29:14 PM] Kermit: I do qualify as that, yes

:cooky: :cooky: :cooky:


default setting: sarcastic prick
Dec 17, 2012
Atti did a pretty good editing job to create the appearance that I'm not a total twit.
Aug 7, 2011
Malibu, CA
[7:09:21 PM] Luke: your stare was holdin
[7:09:25 PM] Luke: ripped jeans skin was showin
[7:09:30 PM] Luke: hot night wind was blowin
[7:09:36 PM] Luke: where you think you're goin bby
[7:09:41 PM] Hollie: HEY I JUST MET YOU
[7:09:52 PM] Luke: lies


Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
9:46 PM * mandym287 shootself
9:46 PM <mandym287> hfyvgiodfhghj
9:46 PM <mandym287> FR = FRIEND REQUEST
9:46 PM <Curmudgeon> 9:45 PM <mandym287> but i wanna fq him
9:46 PM <JuicieJ> You said fq
9:46 PM <mandym287> wtf typo what
9:46 PM <mandym287> wtf
9:46 PM <mandym287> i said fr
9:46 PM <mandym287> fr
9:46 PM <mandym287> what
9:46 PM <JuicieJ> You wanna fq him? I could easily read that as "**** him"
9:46 PM <Ventus> wat "fq" mean
9:46 PM <Azure Sage> Mandy do you have any idea what you just typed
9:45 PM <Wolf Sage> u wanna wut
9:45 PM <Ventus> uhm wut mandy
9:45 PM <Hero of Time> mandy
9:45 PM <mandym287> but i wanna fq him
9:45 PM <mandym287> not sure why turd though
9:45 PM <mandym287> the user's actual name's initials are JJ
9:44 PM <mandym287> jjturd isn't a dupe, you know
The one typo Mandy probably doesn't love...


poog tnalp yknuhc
Jul 11, 2012
* i-am-link casts Rebellionga! The Government died!

20/01/2013 08:25 <TheRizardon> This is too much

30/01/2013 08:25 <Curmudgeon> The government casts Taxaga! Your gil is 0!

30/01/2013 08:24 <i-am-link> Life?

30/01/2013 08:24 <TheRizardon> FF Life

30/01/2013 08:24 <i-am-link> Which FF is this?

30/01/2013 08:23 <TheBlueReptile> Also need to rack up some experience points

30/01/2013 08:23 <TheBlueReptile> Indeed Riz

30/01/2013 08:22 <TheRizardon> Are you grinding for Gil?

30/01/2013 08:22 <TheBlueReptile> See ya Keese

30/01/2013 08:21 <TheBlueReptile> I'm at the point in the RPG where you have to grind for an eternity to progress on to the next level

30/01/2013 08:19 <Keeseman> I never liked playing life

30/01/2013 08:19 <TheRizardon> Except no Phoenix Downs

30/01/2013 08:19 <Krazy4Krash> no wonder i hate it then

30/01/2013 08:18 <TheBlueReptile> It's just an RPG at heart

30/01/2013 08:18 <TheBlueReptile> Life is the biggest game of them all

30/01/2013 08:17 <TheRizardon> life ain't no game

30/01/2013 08:17 <TheBlueReptile> Games that must be played: Life

30/01/2013 08:16 <JuicieJ> That'd be way too long of a list

30/01/2013 08:15 <TheRizardon> You guys should just make a list of games that must be played

Too much funny.


Swag Master General
Aug 1, 2012
The End
Apache Helicopter
Spoiler tags just to be safe

(VC) Chatterbox FM said:
[12:03:17 AM | Edited 12:03:21 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: The man we think is Pancake is actually an inside agent for the CIA
[12:03:31 AM] Damn Brit: now if you excuse me I'm going to run 40 miles
[12:03:33 AM] Damn Brit: wouldn't surprise me seth xD
[12:03:38 AM] My Girl: it's true
[12:03:48 AM] Damn Brit: expains why he's so quite :P
[12:03:48 AM] ****** Canoe : o_o
[12:03:50 AM] ****** Canoe : ****
[12:03:52 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: Amber was a code name for a special operation
[12:03:54 AM] Damn Brit: and just listens
[12:04:32 AM] Damn Brit: xD
[12:04:47 AM] ****** Canoe : well **** me sideways
[12:04:54 AM] ****** Canoe : he's gonna tattle to his cia buddies
[12:04:56 AM] ****** Canoe : we're all done for
[12:05:05 AM] My Girl: explains all those times he said "Amber is going down. Right now."
[12:05:24 AM] Damn Brit: (rofl)
[12:05:28 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: When he talked about talking to Amber, he actually meant bombing Palestine
[12:05:49 AM] Damn Brit: haha but what about jennifer then :P
[12:05:56 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: Iran
[12:06:06 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: Or maybe Saudi Arabia
[12:07:24 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: Since they are kinda an ally, his tumultuous relationship with her was actually a code for relations with the Saudi royal family
[12:07:53 AM] ****** Canoe : oh god
[12:08:02 AM] ****** Canoe : so we're caught up in conspiracy!
[12:08:57 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: D=
[12:09:13 AM] My Girl: guys, i have a confession
[12:09:18 AM] My Girl: i'm not linkerbelle.
[12:09:22 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: Our advice to him is turned into foreign policy
[12:09:25 AM] My Girl: i'm pancake's partner
[12:09:37 AM] My Girl: Special Agent D. Rise
[12:09:38 AM] Damn Brit: :O
[12:09:40 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: xD
[12:09:44 AM] Damn Brit: haha!
[12:10:04 AM] Damn Brit: what is your purpose special agent D. Rise
[12:10:36 AM] My Girl: to stop crime.
[12:10:42 AM] My Girl: ...illegal crime.
[12:10:54 AM | Edited 12:11:01 AM] My Girl: ...committed by criminals.
[12:11:59 AM] My Girl: i'm looking at you, Godzilla.
[12:12:06 AM] My Girl: (ninja)
[12:12:19 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: Uh what
[12:12:34 AM] Space Godzilla Metal Ultra Sexy Seth: I swear I didn't mean to go to that porn site!
[12:13:15 AM] Damn Brit: x'D
[12:13:23 AM] Damn Brit: Pervzilla ;p

(VC) Chatterbox FM said:
[12:20:12 AM] My Girl: *** Alert is jacking off again.
[12:20:20 AM] My Girl: I'll have to do this myself.
[12:20:21 AM] ****** Canoe : i couldve gone my whole life without hearing that
[12:20:26 AM] ****** Canoe : and you went ahead and
[12:20:27 AM] ****** Canoe : ugh
Wtf did I miss last night?


Swag Master General
Aug 1, 2012
The End
Apache Helicopter
[2/1/2013 11:43:14 PM] Mandi: would you let me give you a makeover?
[2/1/2013 11:45:17 PM] Twinkle Toe Bells: What?
[2/1/2013 11:46:51 PM] Mandi: a makeover!
[2/1/2013 11:47:17 PM] Mandi: like take you to the store
[2/1/2013 11:47:34 PM] Mandi: and find a new sense of style
[2/1/2013 11:47:39 PM] Mandi: so you look fresh to death
[2/1/2013 11:47:47 PM] Mandi: (chuckle)
[2/1/2013 11:48:03 PM] Twinkle Toe Bells: Yea
[2/1/2013 11:48:49 PM] Mandi: yay!
[2/1/2013 11:49:06 PM] Mandi: what if i got you a stylist?
[2/1/2013 11:49:36 PM] Twinkle Toe Bells: I don't know
[2/1/2013 11:50:18 PM] Mandi: what if it was a gay guy who was really touchy-feely?
[2/1/2013 11:50:37 PM] Mandi: but he made you really stylish?
[2/1/2013 11:52:14 PM] Twinkle Toe Bells: Ok...
[2/1/2013 11:52:16 PM] Twinkle Toe Bells: wtf?
[2/1/2013 11:52:25 PM] Mandi: :P
[2/1/2013 11:52:53 PM] Twinkle Toe Bells: I don't know where you're going with this :P
[2/1/2013 11:53:07 PM] Mandi: the kardashians give me ideas
[2/1/2013 11:53:17 PM] Mandi: (devil)
[2/1/2013 11:53:40 PM] Twinkle Toe Bells: Oh ****

Please save me!

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