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Night Owl

~Momentai
Joined
Oct 3, 2011
Location
Skybound Coil Tree, Noctilum
Gender
Owl
3:55 PM <Wolf Sage> Because Sage powers...
3:55 PM <Night Owl> How'd you know I googled it?
3:55 PM <Wolf Sage> Unfortunately, the prize - a donut - has been eaten by the Wolf-ster...
3:55 PM <Night Owl> Thank-you
3:54 PM <Wolf Sage> Nice Googling, Noctowl...
3:54 PM <Wolf Sage> Yes.
3:54 PM <Night Owl> The salvation army, perhaps?
3:53 PM * Wolf Sage eats donut.
3:53 PM <Wolf Sage> Never mind, everyone phayuls...
3:53 PM <Azure Sage> Some religious dude
3:52 PM <Wolf Sage> 9_9
3:52 PM <Thareous> Paul Bunyan.
3:52 PM <Wolf Sage> Winner gets a donut...
3:51 PM <Wolf Sage> Guess that quote...
3:51 PM <Wolf Sage> "We combat natural disasters with acts of god"

Wolf knows if you've been Googling :mellow:
 

CynicalSquid

Swag Master General
Joined
Aug 1, 2012
Location
The End
Gender
Apache Helicopter
[3:02:32 PM] PancakeSamurai: i'm confused
[3:02:48 PM] Zeldalinknavi: ...
[3:02:49 PM] Zeldalinknavi: your life is confused
[3:03:15 PM] PancakeSamurai: thanks ^.^
[3:03:40 PM] Zeldalinknavi: ...

i think i confused Zeldalinknavi :lol:
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
Called thar a deku baba, finally.
10:33 PM <Wolf Sage> Don't take your harps to the party, guys...
10:33 PM <Thareous> Deku babas are the best instruments.
10:33 PM <Azure Sage> You're dumber than a deku stick
10:33 PM <Dan> hate to piano, but thar is a deku baba
10:33 PM <TwilightDeku> brb
10:33 PM <Dan> A time machine
10:33 PM <A Link In Time> You beat me there.
10:33 PM <Thareous> Hate to harp, but Dan is a lyre.
10:33 PM <Azure Sage> magic
10:33 PM <A Link In Time> Alright.
10:33 PM <TwilightDeku> O_O
10:33 PM <Dan> I don't know
10:32 PM <TheRizardon> how
10:32 PM <Dan> maybe his wife too
10:32 PM <Thareous> 6_6
10:32 PM <Ventus> o_O
10:32 PM <Dan> and husband
10:32 PM <Dan> and son
10:32 PM <Dan> and father
10:32 PM <Dan> nope I'm his boyfriend
10:32 PM <A Link In Time> Back off.
10:32 PM <Ventus> WB TD
10:32 PM <A Link In Time> No, Dan, I'm his bff.
10:32 PM <TwilightDeku> okay...
10:32 PM <Dan> and anyone else...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
11:29 PM <Dan> xD
11:29 PM <TwilightDeku> dying of laughter right now
11:29 PM <mandym287> hi
11:29 PM <mandym287> lol that was me
11:29 PM <TwilightDeku> O_O
11:29 PM <TwilightDeku> I MEANT ELECTION
11:29 PM <Ventus> ELECTION not erection
bucketmouseman Created thread : Majora's Mask Remake - Wii U or 3DS?
11:29 PM <Ventus> lol
11:29 PM <PokaLink> what
11:29 PM <TwilightDeku> election
11:29 PM <TwilightDeku> SHI*
11:29 PM <TwilightDeku> WHOLY
11:28 PM <Dan> I blame mandy for shattering my innocence
11:28 PM <Dan> I read that as something else TD
11:28 PM <TwilightDeku> and I can't vote
11:28 PM <Dan> ...
Aerauro67 Answered in thread : Which Enemy is More Intimidating?
11:28 PM <TwilightDeku> soo.... almost erection day
11:28 PM <mandym287> ...
11:28 PM <TwilightDeku> ...
11:28 PM <Dan>
11:28 PM <Dan> duh
11:28 PM <Wolf Sage> So is Capitalism...

JAM!
12:10 AM <octorok74> Tonight my time.
12:10 AM <TwilightDeku> that underline was annoying
12:10 AM <mandym287> o_O
12:10 AM <octorok74> Can you please try to get me your input by tonight.
12:09 AM <Ventus> o_O
12:09 AM <A Link In Time> xD
12:09 AM <A Link In Time> lol Dan
12:09 AM <TwilightDeku> O_O
12:09 AM <Dan> rob!
12:09 AM <Dan> yeah heh... I'm not going to ask what activitys you do while looking at it...
12:09 AM <TwilightDeku> it is
12:09 AM <octorok74> Dan.
12:09 AM <A Link In Time> But whatever.
12:09 AM <A Link In Time> I think it's pretty creepy that I have a bikini pic of a chick on this forum.
12:09 AM <Dan> it's very personal to me
12:09 AM <Dan> just remember I trust you to not share that picture about
12:08 AM <Dan> yes I know whose... mine
12:08 AM <Dan> but picture form is better :I
12:08 AM <A Link In Time> You know whose.
12:08 AM <Dan> there's already a thread that does that
12:08 AM <A Link In Time> ;D
12:08 AM <A Link In Time> I still have that bikini pic.
12:08 AM <Dan> oh wait...
12:07 AM <A Link In Time> I have a lot of random puushed convos, Dan.
12:07 AM <TwilightDeku>
 
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Sydney

The Good Samaritan
Joined
Mar 20, 2012
Location
Canberra, Australia
1koub
 

Vanessa28

Angel of Darkness
Staff member
ZD Legend
Administrator
Joined
Jan 31, 2010
Location
Yahtzee, Supernatural
Gender
Angel of Darkness
OMG this is so funny :lol:
30/10/2012 23:21 <Azure Sage> You didn't mean Little Terminus, right?
30/10/2012 23:21 <PancakeSamurai> 3:20 PM <Terminus> I meant my Sonic Screwdriver, not.. you know... <--- okay
30/10/2012 11:20 PM <Terminus> I meant my Sonic Screwdriver, not.. you know...
30/10/2012 23:19 <Vanessa28> Dr Who Cakepan
30/10/2012 23:19 <Vanessa28> Sonic Screwdriver
30/10/2012 23:19 <PancakeSamurai> what do you mean by screwdriver?
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
In my subjective opinion that is most likely subjectively wrong, I found this subjectively interesting.
12:33 AM <mandym287> and, potassium
12:32 AM <mandym287> BUTAFURAI EFEKUTO
12:32 AM <TheRizardon> CaPs fAiL
12:32 AM <TheRizardon> Soul eATER
12:32 AM * mandym287 snickers
12:32 AM <mandym287> http://triumphforks.webs.com/pinocchio.PNG
12:32 AM <mandym287> I haven't watched whatever anime he's from
12:32 AM <mandym287> edikha
12:32 AM <Lord Vain> I love that poster...and through experimentation, Riz.
12:31 AM <TheRizardon> How did Dr. Stein get a screw in his head?
12:31 AM <mandym287> LOL Vain
12:31 AM * Lord Vain twists the screw in his head
12:31 AM <mandym287> well herro there
12:31 AM <Lord Vain> Heheh: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/i/20...01-d3fu489.png
12:31 AM <mandym287> http://triumphforks.webs.com/mm-those-eyes.PNG
12:30 AM <mandym287> hm
12:30 AM <TheRizardon> Hasta luego
12:29 AM <mandym287> that username
12:29 AM <mandym287> View Profile: IVomitSharpies - Dungeon Gaming Network
12:29 AM <Lord Vain> Alright then, Atti-chan, any threads are better than no threads...I'm sure a few will post in there, yeah.
12:29 AM <Atticus> Bye TD
12:29 AM <TwilightDeku> PEACE OFF!
12:29 AM <mandym287> Fermium!
12:29 AM <mandym287> chair
12:29 AM <feraldonkey> Bonjour!
 
Joined
Dec 11, 2009
Location
Florida
There's some foul language in here so read at your own risk.
[10:33:38 PM] GNU/Austin: I am so much more interesting in the romance between Jin and Mei than MC-kun and autistic girl.
[10:38:09 PM] GNU/Austin: best season or best season?
[10:40:27 PM] Danny: the latter?
[10:41:24 PM] GNU/Austin: How did you guess?
[10:41:36 PM] 瑶瑶: aww but I thought it was the former
[10:41:49 PM] GNU/Austin: No, but we have to take Danny into custody to study him
[10:41:59 PM] GNU/Austin: He appears to have mind-reading or precognitive abilities.
[10:42:35 PM] 瑶瑶: as well as some nervous disorder that makes him think two identical choices are actually different
[10:42:45 PM] Danny: but they are different!
[10:42:48 PM] 瑶瑶: I've heard that's a fatal condition
[10:42:51 PM] GNU/Austin: sshhhhh
[10:42:54 PM] GNU/Austin: It'll be okay Danny
[10:42:56 PM] Danny: ._
[10:42:57 PM] Danny: .
[10:42:59 PM] GNU/Austin: we'll take you somewhere safe
[10:43:00 PM] Danny: ._.
[10:43:03 PM] GNU/Austin: DEAR GOD NURSE
[10:43:05 PM] 瑶瑶: OMG
[10:43:07 PM] GNU/Austin: HIS EYES ARE FALLING OFF
[10:43:10 PM] 瑶瑶: HIS EYE
[10:43:25 PM] 瑶瑶: IT'S HAPPENING ALREADY
[10:43:26 PM] GNU/Austin: JESUS CHRIST GET ME 50CCs OF CORTIZONE
[10:43:29 PM] Danny: IT'S OKAY IT'S BACK IN ITS SOCKET
[10:43:45 PM] 瑶瑶: NO YOU ONLY THINK IT IS
[10:43:50 PM] 瑶瑶: DEAR GOD IT'S GETTING WORSE
[10:43:55 PM] GNU/Austin: WHERE IS MY ****ING CORTIZONE
[10:44:02 PM] GNU/Austin: HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SAVE THIS MAN'S LIFE WITHOUT IT
[10:44:14 PM] 瑶瑶: OH **** I TRIPPED AND NOW IT'S IN YOUR *** I HOPE THAT'S OK
[10:44:18 PM] GNU/Austin: DAMMIT NURSE
[10:44:23 PM] 瑶瑶: I TRIED
[10:44:34 PM] GNU/Austin: THAT'S, I TRIED DR. STOLZENBERG SIR, TO YOU
[10:44:37 PM] Danny: I'M UPSIDE DOWN NOW! .-.
[10:44:49 PM] GNU/Austin: THIS IS ALL BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET MY DAMN CORTIZONE FAST ENOUGH
[10:44:51 PM] 瑶瑶: I TRIED DR. STOLZENBERG ONCE, HE WAS PRETTY GOOD
[10:44:56 PM] GNU/Austin: YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT DON'T YOU
[10:45:03 PM] GNU/Austin: THE ENTIRE PLANET WILL FLIP UPSIDE DOWN
[10:45:17 PM] 瑶瑶: **** I'M ON THE CEILING DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU DO
[10:45:32 PM] GNU/Austin: NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, UPSIDE DOWN SEEMS LIKE AN UNNECESSARILY COMPLICATED PHRASE TO DESCRIBE AN OBJECT THAT HAS BEEN UPENDED
[10:45:44 PM] GNU/Austin: WHY CAN'T WE JUST SAY, HE FLIPPED DOWN
[10:45:45 PM] Kazumi: SDFASDFASFASDFASDF
[10:45:52 PM] 瑶瑶: IS THIS REALLY THE TIME FOR SUCH DEBATES THIS MAN IS DYING
[10:46:05 PM] GNU/Austin: WHAT IS THE AMBIGUITY CREATED THAT FORCES US TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE HIS SIDE USUALLY FACING UPWARDS HAS SUDDENLY STARTED TO FACE DOWNWARDS?
[10:46:15 PM] 瑶瑶: DUDE WAT
A chat I was having with everyone's favorite ex-admins :right:
Plus a word from Kaz.
 

Dan

Joined
Sep 19, 2011
Gender
V2 White Male
hehehehe
10:18 PM <mandym287> Where is Drum
10:18 PM <Wolf Sage> When?
10:18 PM <Lamphobic> Lamp agree with Term.
10:18 PM <Terminus> Indeed
10:18 PM <Wolf Sage> What?
10:18 PM <mandym287> nerm
10:18 PM <Terminus> Me argue with Lamp
10:18 PM <Ventus> LOL
10:18 PM <Terminus> Meh
10:18 PM <Wolf Sage> What just happened?
10:18 PM <Terminus> Meh
10:18 PM <Wolf Sage> Okay, what?
10:18 PM <Lamphobic> Yay!
10:18 PM <Wolf Sage> ?
10:18 PM <Dan> bit harsh
10:17 PM <Lamphobic> Now?
10:17 PM <Lamphobic> darn.
10:17 PM <Lamphobic> Yay. Text change activate!
10:17 PM <Terminus> This is gunna be common
10:17 PM <Wolf Sage> Arachne.
10:17 PM <Dan> xD
10:17 PM <Wolf Sage> Acne.
10:17 PM <Terminus>
 

Lamphobic

The Brony
Joined
Oct 23, 2012
Location
The Untied Countries of Earth
10:55 PM <Ventus> Lamp, that last shout of yours is a powerful one. Congrats!
10:54 PM <Lamphobic> It's always too early to give up.
10:54 PM <octorok74> Maybe. 16 is a bit old in my book for trick or treating.
10:54 PM <Lamphobic> OCtorok? Would you? Also gnight
10:53 PM <octorok74> But I am going to bed right now.
10:53 PM <Lamphobic> Would yopu habd out candy to a 6'4" 16 year old with an amazing costume?
10:53 PM <octorok74> Linkdude, if you are here I can tell you that you will have a code coming your way tomorrow.
10:52 PM <octorok74> None of the kids in my neighborhood even had costumes. Why do they think I would hand them candy. Kids need to start thinking.
10:52 PM <Lamphobic> I suppose I should stop trying to give out candy now.
10:51 PM <Lamphobic> It started raining...


It's always too early to give up.
 

The Joker

&lt;span style=&quot;text-shadow:2px 2px 4px Purpl
Joined
Nov 24, 2011
Location
At Amusement Mile
"Role models"? Where?

10:19 PM <Azure Sage> This from the guy who can't tell that the HK color is purple
10:19 PM <Wolf Sage> Good for you, Laz...
10:19 PM <Locke> I think either Djinn or Matt, I don't remember.
10:19 PM <lazarusryu> The HK rank in general is a dud
 

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
10:24 PM <Cfrock> lmao
10:24 PM <bspurka> lol
10:23 PM <bspurka> Im so accused right now
10:23 PM <Wolf Sage> I'm so confused right now...
10:23 PM <Azure Sage> I accuse you of accusing people for accusing others of accusing people about accusations of accusation.
10:22 PM <bspurka> Maybe it was you SETH! accusing me of accusing other people of DP69
10:21 PM <Seth> You are quick to accuse bspurka, and she did only respond to your blog. MAYBE YOU ARE DF69!?
I accuse you guys of confusing Wolf Sage.
 

Violet Link

takumi was a mistake and so are the S supports
Joined
Feb 18, 2012
Location
insert fictional world
6:29 PM <Azure Sage> But I delted mine
6:29 PM <GaroXicon> It's early
6:29 PM <Azure Sage> What
6:29 PM <Violet> Luckily I deleted it
6:28 PM <Violet> Yeah :<
6:28 PM <Violet> xDD
6:28 PM <Azure Sage> Sis you ninja'd me on the thread :<
6:27 PM <Violet> brb posting
6:26 PM <Azure Sage> lol so did I xD
6:26 PM <TheBlueReptile> Was about to say, DIRTY GIRL!
6:26 PM <Violet> loooooool
6:26 PM <Azure Sage> Never mind. ._.
6:26 PM <TheBlueReptile> I thought she was talking about herself...
6:26 PM <Violet> Are you crazy Az
6:26 PM <Violet> xDD
6:26 PM <Azure Sage> I thought...
6:26 PM <Azure Sage> Ohhh Vio Link
6:26 PM <Azure Sage> You or Vio Link
6:26 PM <Violet> oh my gawd he looks damn cute
6:26 PM <Azure Sage> ...
6:26 PM <Violet> Shirtless Vio.... :>
lol
 
I love you guys.
9:28 PM <TheRizardon> science makes me want to rip my face off
9:28 PM <mandym287> <3<3<3
9:28 PM <mandym287> Geology was my gateway drug to science
9:28 PM <Wolf Sage> Elementary science is a gateway drug to chemistry...
9:27 PM <mandym287> because I needed a new obsession
9:27 PM <mandym287> that's why I started memorizing it
9:27 PM <Atticus> lonk
9:27 PM <mandym287> no, but seriously
9:27 PM <Wolf Sage> loool
9:27 PM <mandym287> FACT
9:27 PM <mandym287> In place of Ganondorf
9:27 PM <mandym287> The periodic table is a substitute drug
9:27 PM <mandym287> lmfao holmium
9:27 PM <Wolf Sage> Excedrin...
9:26 PM <TheRizardon> Do you make blue meth?
9:26 PM <Hero of Time> The periodic table is Mandy's science bong
 

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