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The Altruist
Jul 23, 2011
Mishima Tower
Mok, I choose you!

Me: Are you watching TPP Emerald?
Jerry: Lol no I was helping my mok with something
Me: mok
Me: XD
Jerry: Mok?
Me: Look at the last message you sent me.
Jerry: Haha xD
Me: Mok, I choose you! XD
Jerry: Dude!!!! I can't even! I'm going to catch a Muk and name him Mok! xD


If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
[4:41:16 PM] Eric the Red: "seriously??? u should be ashameD OF URSELF U JUDGMENTAL ASSIMILATIONIST!!!! ull literalLY NEVER UNDERSTAND MY DAMN CROSS-DRESSER STRUGGLES U ANTI-FEMINIST!!! consensual SEX IS STILL RAPE U ENTITLED CHAUVINIST!!!!!! (◕﹏◕✿) leave ALLY-TYPE PPL THE **** ALONE!!! die in a fire u worthless fascist!!!!!!!! get ****ed with a cactus, u racist demonkin-denying, male-normative radscum!!!!!!! in conclusion: get bent"
[4:41:26 PM] Eric the Red: Social Justice ****** generator
[4:41:58 PM] Beckanator: Wtf...
[4:42:07 PM] Eric the Red: Its a program
[4:42:16 PM] Eric the Red: Randomly generates a Social Justice ant
[4:42:20 PM] Eric the Red: rant
[4:42:25 PM] Eric the Red: social justice ant
[4:42:27 PM] Eric the Red: XD
[4:44:03 PM] Beckanator: Wow...
And haha have a sudden urge to try draw a comic about a so ail justice ant :P
Or find someone that can more like it lol


[6:35:02 PM] JuicieJ: I actually am USING Wobbuffet as my first movement
[6:35:36 PM] JuicieJ: Gotta give 'em to a bred Shellos
[6:35:48 PM] JuicieJ: Which means I'm breeding with Wobbuffet and Gastrodon first
[6:36:19 PM] JuicieJ: Then breeding Mudkip with them, followed by moving to that 6 IV Jap Ditto
[6:36:24 PM] JuicieJ: Ugh
[6:36:27 PM] JuicieJ: Gonna be a pain
[6:36:29 PM] JuicieJ: But WORTH IT
[6:36:48 PM] Eric the Red: Brreding is tedious
[6:36:59 PM] JuicieJ: bbreding
[6:37:01 PM] JuicieJ: ****
[6:37:07 PM] Eric the Red: xD
[6:37:09 PM] JuicieJ: I just typoed your typo
[6:37:20 PM] JuicieJ: MORE IRONY
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If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
Submit 12:41 PM <Terminus> [:tardis: noise]
Submit 12:41 PM <Terminus> whoops
Submit 12:41 PM <Terminus> Oh **** I never left
Submit 12:37 PM <Cassandra> Ded
Linkdude74 Answered in thread : Things That Are on Your Mind
VitaTempusN92 Answered in thread : New Items for Zelda Wii U
Lord Vain Answered in thread : Post your desktop wallpaper
Sir Quaffler Answered in thread : Pokémon RMT Thread
justac00lguy Answered in thread : No Such Thing As Love
Ocarina_Player Answered in thread : Instead of Giving Hints to Puzzles, the Puzzle Should Have Been Removed or Replaced
TatlTails Answered in thread : Greater Good, Greater Game
Fig Answered in thread : General Leaving/Returning/Change-in-Activity Thread
small link Answered in thread : General Leaving/Returning/Change-in-Activity Thread
Submit 11:21 AM <JuicieJ> ;o
Submit 11:19 AM <Terminus> Yeah, acquiring a cat is one of the first things to do when I get my own place

whoops... deadbox
Feb 6, 2008
Stella3000 aw...poor Mases...

Stella3000 yeah...lol I guess I don't have it that bad

Mases *Mases runs away and cries*

Skull_Kid Hey mases

Skull_Kid @ stella- my gf lives the other side of the atlantic

Smitie o.0 you're too old xD

Mases I'm available Smitie

Stella3000 awww...yeah that's why...lol my bad *rubs it in*

Smitie well, actually i do, i'm still single

Skull_Kid xD..smitie needs a BF

Smitie i'm a lonely bully, so i can't post in it

Stella3000 why not Smitie?

Smitie heh, i don't like a couple thread

Skull_Kid lol

Stella3000 hm....ah wth *goes off to start couples thread*

Stella3000 *Stella3000 wonders what Small link would think of a couples thread...eh who am I kidding she'd probably love it. lol*

i saw this conversation was used on like the first page!

looking back: no no no i do not want a "couples thread!!"

also; where are all the conversations with me, skullkid, onilink, blackice, and josh all destroying eachother with random items...such as chainsaws??


Finding Love by the Moon
May 28, 2012
Macy, Indiana
9:32 PM * Lord Vain crashes the crazy train into the SB and engulfs everything in flames with the following explosion
9:32 PM <Fig> Hey a train!

I died laughing for some reason.


If I was a wizard this wouldn't be happening to me
May 20, 2012
Sub-Orbital Trajectory
[8:43:49 PM] Eric the Red: back
[8:43:53 PM] Eric the Red: Had to deal with pizza
[8:44:00 PM] JuicieJ: You're always dealing with pizza
[8:44:10 PM] Eric the Red: Yep :P

You're goddamn right :P


The Altruist
Jul 23, 2011
Mishima Tower
This took place the other day, but still a highlight in my day! :lol:

[3/23/2014 5:54:07 PM] Termi: ]:)
[3/23/2014 5:54:44 PM] Figglypuff: I swear you are making that face like that right now. XD
[3/23/2014 5:56:17 PM] Termi: Dude, I do the BEST ]:) face
[3/23/2014 5:58:29 PM] Termi: ]:)
[3/23/2014 6:00:43 PM] Termi: http://zeldadungeon.net/forum/showthread.php?t=627&p=857307&viewfull=1#post857307
[3/23/2014 6:03:10 PM] Figglypuff: HOLY
[3/23/2014 6:03:15 PM] Figglypuff: SWEET MOTHER OF HELIX
[3/23/2014 6:03:22 PM] Figglypuff: I JUMPED. XD
[3/23/2014 6:03:26 PM] Termi: Hahahah
[3/23/2014 6:03:43 PM | Edited 6:03:47 PM] Termi: Yeah I can do a REALLY good ]:) face
[3/23/2014 6:04:30 PM] Figglypuff: I totally forgot to include your hair to the emote.
[3/23/2014 6:04:39 PM] Termi: :P

The fact that I was near my screen before clicking didn't help. *takes out his pencil and starts writing notes* Note to self: Don't piss off Term, otherwise he'll come back to haunt you.

Luke's Wife

peaked in 2015
Aug 15, 2011
the abyss
wouldn't you like to know, weather boy
spoiler for (really) naughty language

i was literally laughing so hard i couldn't breathe because iT JUST CAME RIGHT OUTTA LEFT FIELD my friends do not disappoint me
One more thing... before I go to bed...

27/03/2014 04:18 <Batman> Guys, don't forget to participate in my Ultimate Martial Artist Tournament thread in the Entertainment section. *I'm beginning to sound like an infomercial*
27/03/2014 04:20 <mandym287> Make a promotional video in the style of "Bowja from his Cashle"
27/03/2014 04:20 <Batman> oh god
27/03/2014 04:20 <mandym287> XD
27/03/2014 04:20 <Batman> That video
27/03/2014 04:21 <mandym287> Is amazing.
27/03/2014 04:21 <Batman> "caaaaaaashle"
27/03/2014 04:21 <Kitsu> now I'm dying because I'm imagining a bad animation of a martial arts fight with that guy narrating it
27/03/2014 04:21 <mandym287> I've watched it, like, at least fourty times, and I still laugh so hard.
27/03/2014 04:21 <mandym287> Lmao Kitkat.
27/03/2014 04:21 <Batman> lol kitsu
27/03/2014 04:22 <Kitsu> oh god, imagine Kung Pow done by that guy
27/03/2014 04:22 <Batman> Mandy, what's my periodic table name? Batman's special mandy designation.
27/03/2014 04:22 <Batman> Kung Pow
27/03/2014 04:22 <Batman> is a masterpiece
27/03/2014 04:22 <Matt> Kitty!
27/03/2014 04:22 <Kitsu> it is
27/03/2014 04:23 <mandym287> Did you want an element? ;o
27/03/2014 04:23 <mandym287> Batmanium
27/03/2014 04:23 <Sir Quaffler> I know mine's Ununquadium
27/03/2014 04:24 <Batman> Batmanium. I like it.
27/03/2014 04:24 <Sir Quaffler> wait hold up is that even its name anymore...?
27/03/2014 04:24 <mandym287> My gerbil Bruce is Sodium because nananananana batman but
27/03/2014 04:24 <Batman> awww
27/03/2014 04:24 <mandym287> No, it's not, Ununquadium. xD
27/03/2014 04:24 <mandym287> You wanna be Sodium, too c:
27/03/2014 04:24 <Batman> Yes
27/03/2014 04:24 <mandym287> Almond is Aluminim; so is ALIT.
27/03/2014 04:24 <Batman> I want to be Sodium so bad
27/03/2014 04:25 <Kitsu> He wants to be Sodium so bad he could just dissolve
27/03/2014 04:25 <mandym287> Hahaha
27/03/2014 04:25 <Batman> :clap:
27/03/2014 04:25 <Sir Quaffler> Nope. Apparently it's "Flerovium" now
27/03/2014 04:26 <Kitsu> so obviously, naming him Sodium is the solution
27/03/2014 04:26 <Batman> :clap:
27/03/2014 04:26 <mandym287> lmao
27/03/2014 04:26 <Batman> You're on a roll
27/03/2014 04:26 <mandym287> You're still Ununquadium, Quaffler. d:
27/03/2014 04:27 <Sir Quaffler> Oh good, phew!
27/03/2014 04:27 <mandym287> Figmentos is Flerovium; not like I ever call him that anymore.
27/03/2014 04:27 <Batman> So, am I officially Sodium now?
27/03/2014 04:28 <Kitsu> I think he's already bonded with the new name
27/03/2014 04:28 <mandym287> Since the other Sodium is inactive, sure, why not. Putting you on the list right now.
27/03/2014 04:28 <Batman> Kitsu, get out.
27/03/2014 04:28 <Batman> Just go.
27/03/2014 04:28 <JuicieJ> <Sir Quaffler> Stupid moon. Perfect orbit my ***!
27/03/2014 04:28 <JuicieJ> I love how destroying the moon in the Dragonball universe doesn't throw off the tides
27/03/2014 04:28 <Kitsu> Sorry, were my jokes too polarizing?
27/03/2014 04:29 <Sir Quaffler> HA YES, SOMEONE GOT THAT REFERENCE!
27/03/2014 04:29 <mandym287> XD
27/03/2014 04:29 <Batman> Draaagon Ball sheee, caaaashle.
27/03/2014 04:29 <Kitsu> Maybe they were off base
27/03/2014 04:30 <Kitsu> I'll try to be more neutral next time
27/03/2014 04:30 <Batman> I hate you Kitsu.
27/03/2014 04:30 <Sir Quaffler> rofl Kitsu
27/03/2014 04:30 <Batman> You make me want to kill myself.
27/03/2014 04:30 <mandym287> I'm dying
27/03/2014 04:30 <Kitsu> Killing yourself would be an awful change of state
27/03/2014 04:30 <Kitsu> not that it really.... matters
27/03/2014 04:31 <Batman> Oh my god
27/03/2014 04:31 <Batman> You're a nerd comedy genius.
27/03/2014 04:31 <Kitsu> I'm having a neutron special, so there's no charge
27/03/2014 04:32 <Batman> Go ahead, tell the spherical chicken in a vacuum joke.
27/03/2014 04:33 <Sir Quaffler> I'm positive we'll be drawn to it
27/03/2014 04:33 <Batman> I used to know a lot of good string theory jokes.
27/03/2014 04:33 <Batman> Lawrence Krauss, who is scathing of string theory made a few good ones.
27/03/2014 04:34 <Sir Quaffler> I joke around that the string theory crowd are a bunch of cultists
27/03/2014 04:34 <Batman> String theory jokes are great.
27/03/2014 04:34 <Kitsu> Reddit tried to prove string theory once, but all they found was a bunch of long threads
27/03/2014 04:34 <Batman> :lol:
27/03/2014 04:34 <Batman> Kitsu
27/03/2014 04:34 <mandym287> Nice.
27/03/2014 04:35 <mandym287> Kitkat is being loopy.
27/03/2014 04:35 <mandym287> ...
27/03/2014 04:35 * mandym287 gets hit in the face with a tomato
27/03/2014 04:35 <Batman> That's a good string theory and quantum loop gravity joke, mandy.
27/03/2014 04:36 <mandym287> I tried.
27/03/2014 04:36 <Sir Quaffler> I prefer my gravity loopy rather than stringy
27/03/2014 04:36 <Batman> TBBT reference
27/03/2014 04:36 <Sir Quaffler> yep
27/03/2014 04:36 <Kitsu> I heard some members on ZD were trying to figure out Thermodynamics. I told them to check out the MD, since I heard it was rather heated.
27/03/2014 04:36 <Sir Quaffler> although I think they did it backwards
27/03/2014 04:37 <Batman> You're starting to lose me Kitsu
27/03/2014 04:37 <Batman> Got to do better than that
27/03/2014 04:37 <Sir Quaffler> And, MD's a great place to observe entropy in motion, since so many threads devolve into chaos
27/03/2014 04:37 <Batman> Not bad. Not bad at all.

Azure Sage

March onward forever...
Staff member
ZD Legend
Comm. Coordinator
4:01 PM * justac00lguy Uncreated Thread
4:00 PM * Terminus Created Thread: Try Again Later
4:00 PM * Beeker Created Thread: Are Babies Born as Infants?
4:00 PM * Atticus Created Thread: Are Babies Born as Feminists?
3:59 PM * Curmudgeon Created Thread: Are Babies born homicidal maniacs?
3:59 PM * Terminus Created Thread: Are babies Born Scientologists?
3:59 PM * Atticus Created thread: Are Babies Babies?
3:58 PM * Curmudgeon Created Thread: Are babies born?
3:58 PM * Atticus Created thread: Are Babies Born Jewish?
3:58 PM * Atticus Created thread: Are Babies Born Christians?
Batman Answered in thread : Are Babies Born Atheists?
/me Created thread : hepl


AKA Patrick
ZD Champion
Aug 13, 2013
I didn't see this coming o_O
21:36 <Draco626> Did Fig-senpai just make an actual dirty joke?
21:36 <Fig> Yea. XD
21:36 <Azure Sage> that's a first
21:36 <Azure Sage> i can't believe you actually started to play along
21:35 <Azure Sage> lmfao
21:35 <Draco626> o_O
21:35 <Fig> Oh god what am I saying.
21:35 <Fig> We can't tell them our secret.
21:35 <Draco626> Is the group weirder than this?
21:35 <Azure Sage> we shouldn't hide our love
21:35 * Fig boops Az's nose
21:35 <Azure Sage> fig shhh don't be ashamed
21:35 <sailormars109> What happened?
21:35 <Fig> Woah Az.
21:35 <Azure Sage> wink wonk
21:35 <Fig> Woah bro.
21:35 <Azure Sage> the sexy kind
21:35 <Fig> It was on skype.
21:35 <Draco626> What kind of pictures are Fig and Az sharing with each other
21:34 <Fig> inb4
21:34 <sailormars109> Group? Skype or here?
21:34 <Fig> That escalated rather quickly.
21:34 <Azure Sage> your BUTT is quite weird


Swag Master General
Aug 1, 2012
The End
Apache Helicopter
Like usual, I thought I was a freak until Mellow Ezlo entered.

Submit 8:25 PM <Mellow Ezlo> Ahh, gotta love it when I walk into the SB and see people blending babies
Submit 8:25 PM * sailormars109 glomps Avy
Submit 8:25 PM <sailormars109> I think you need to lay off the death metal a little
Submit 8:25 PM * AvatarFlygon Everybody come give a hug.
Submit 8:24 PM <sailormars109> ... Pancake?
Submit 8:24 PM <Cassandra> Why are babies so godsamn terrifying.
Submit 8:24 PM <JuicieJ> BAD
Submit 8:24 PM <JuicieJ> BAD CAKEPAN
Submit 8:24 PM <Sir Quaffler> brither
Submit 8:24 PM <sailormars109> You know, since we're talking about Pokemon and all
Submit 8:24 PM <PancakeSamurai> babies in a blender


Angel of Darkness
Staff member
ZD Legend
Jan 31, 2010
Yahtzee, Supernatural
Angel of Darkness
I always knew you were family Vergo :P
11:28 PM <Ver-go-a-go-go> If she's your wife, then I'm the awesome Uncle that brings you presents
11:27 PM <JuicieJ> She's my wife :/
11:27 PM <Ver-go-a-go-go> You have me instead
11:27 PM <Ver-go-a-go-go> Shhh, don't worry about her.
11:27 PM <JuicieJ> *sigh*
DJ Twitch Answered in thread : Should Zelda stay Medieval or more Steampunk?
11:25 PM <JuicieJ> Veeeeeeee, are you heeeeeeeeeeeeere ;o
11:25 PM <JuicieJ> ded


Jan 31, 2008
Amherst, MA
Didn't I already answer this one?
*&Kybyrian claps for being awesome*
*&Kybyrian slaps Destiny viciously!* | *Destiny liked it*
*&Kybyrian hits Austin* | <Austin> whyyyyy | <&Kybyrian> because I love you | <Austin> :)
<Destiny> I'm sorry, would you like a complementary beverage? | *Destiny rips off Turnips head and pours his blood into a water bottle and foreces it down SG's throat.* | <Destiny> There's your beverage.
<Luigidude64> For a Math Teacher You Know Who is kinda dumb
<Celeboy> Do you want a cow? | <Smitie> no thanks | <Celeboy> ok | <Celeboy> I don't have any cows.
* Atheistbigred is confused | <+athenian200> Did ABR hurt himself in his confusion?
<Erebea> !addquote PETTAN, PETTAN, MUNE PETTAN. | <Kenpari> -Erebea- You do not have sufficient permission to access this command. | <Erebea> :(
<Djinn> Did they ever find out what a shoutbox was? | <Destiny> Who knows Djinn | <Djinn> Sad
<~Justin> no exploding | <~Justin> we dont take kindly to creepers
<mandym287> war isn't about who is right, though. It's about who's left. :right:
<Destiny> !quote | <&Kybyrian> Flood detected. Ignored for 40 seconds.
<~You Know Who> I'm 12.... | <~You Know Who> But I've been 12 for a very long time
<~You Know Who> You Know Who is a horrible person and deserves no such fanclub
<~You Know Who> How dare you quote me
<+NorthApple> :* | <&Kybyrian> :* | <&Kybyrian> oh god what have I done
<Destiny> Yes, I do mean 'Where' JJ, I don't need you to point out a grammar error in a sentance I typed in the shoutbox. | <&Kybyrian> *sentence
<ZD_425> Bill Gates is pretty honest.
<Josie> *punches the crap out of Kyby*
<ZD_425> I think WyWy is a pretty girl.
<mandym287> I'm 13, and I can't wait to be 14!
<MrVerto> Mandym is older than me! | <+Random_Person> You'd be surprised how many people in this world are older than others
<mandym287> nerm
<MrVerto> How do you add a quote? | <+Djinn> You don't | <+Djinn> There will be no quotes.
<Turo602> I'm like so mature for all this kiddy Zelda stuff.
<Ganon> ima roll around on the floor a bit, k?
<Beeblebrox> "When people design things to be fool-proof, they often underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
<Destiny> Dead Epona. | <Destiny> Sounds like dinner to me | <Destiny> I like me some Epona
<mandym287> potatoes can be deadly if inhaled through the eyeball...
<Tony_Fischer> Mases then had too much to eat one day and barfed and then there was Majora's Cat.
<~You Know Who> Faboost!
<@Josh> i'm cool
<mandym287> gerbils have tails | <mandym287> and hail from the desert | <mandym287> like Ganondorf
<mandym287> I'm a tree hugger, but some big pedo grandpa deku tree is just plain creepy
<Big_Octo> There can't not be anyone do anything about it.
<Erebea> Shut up wyatt
<+athenian200> Multiple Axles are really helpful if you have a semi-truck. | <+athenian200> With all those wheels.
<Big_Octo> Locke, you never quote me. | <@Locke> you never make ghirahim angle dance videos
<Jedizora> Well, xinnification is better then Justificatation.
<RivalSilver> Censored, yeah right.. | <RivalSilver> (censored)
*Ganondorf is now known as Ganon.*
<&Kybyrian> no | <&Kybyrian> I didn't say (censored) | <&Kybyrian> I said (censored)
<MrLuigi> If you can't give an answer supporting a relevant idea to the first question in this post.
<MrLuigi> Common sense is evidence. Where does it say in the world it isn't?
<JuicyJ> Someone so knowledgable... | <@Axle_the_Beast> Holds a different opinion than yourself?
<~Justin> I hate you
*~Justin decides to drink and party and do what you want*
<@Linebeck> Now Im feeling so fly like a G6
<+NorthApple> *they did get nasty
<&Kybyrian> if you boil your blood above 500 degrees Fahrenheit can I drink it?
*butterbiscuit is bored* | *mandym287 throws a tire on butterbiscuit* | <mandym287> now you're tired too
<&Kybot> <@Josh> i'm cool | <@Josh> i am
<&Kybot> Staggering back up, Jedizora casts an extremely powerful spell that rips Jedizora apart.
*Kybot viciously bites Erebea's neck and shoulder.*
[18:38:49] <Erebea> Noobs are no fun | <Erebea> just.. get out | <Big_Octo> It actually seems like you're the noob here.
<+NorthApple> !rr | <&Kybot> NorthApple is so beautiful that she is completely resistant to death! Game Over!
<OcarinaHero10> I KNOW the timeline!
<@Locke> we heard you like spells, so we put a spell in your spell so it can rip you apart while it staggers back up
* Josh is now known as Salvatore
<Kalinka> By the standards of Judaism Jesus qualifies as a false prophet. | <Ryan> is that wy heres a war | <Kalinka> between what? | <Ryan> judaism and jesus
<Ryan> this is a violationg of our freedom of actions | <Ryan> we should be allowed to hit destiny! | <Ryan> for freedom
<Erebea> !disablequote | <M500> o_O |<Erebea> !quoteoff <M500> Whoa whoa calm down there |<Erebea> !kybotsuicide | <Erebea> :( |<Turo602> !fart |<M500> Muahaha
<Turo602> !hangman t | <SkullKid> [HANGMAN] _ _ _ _ _ ' _ . _ _ _ _ | T O | 4 tries left. | <Turo602> !hangmyself
*&Kybot pecks JuicieJ on the cheek gently. | <JuicieJ> awwww.... :D
<JuicieJ> But I was wrong
] <magiclink> 1 year old[21:10:15] mandym287 has left the channel.[18:12:08] <mandym287> J-zee, you have permission to add quo
<mandym287> Because you're acting like a 6-year-old.[21:10:05] <magiclink> 1 year old[21:10:15] mandym287 has left the channel.
<Guest15486> this is confusing | <Ryan> what does that mean | <Guest15486> confusing? | <Ryan> yes | <Guest15486> are you serious? | <Ryan> just nvm | <Ryan> ive made all this really confusing
<Ryan> education is the bomb
<&Kybyrian> !addquote <Ryan> education is the bomb | <Ryan> oh stop | <Ryan> dont stop i love it
<&Kybyrian> We need to make a separate document for Ryan quotes | <Ryan> rofl oh no | <Ryan> u know that if you introduce any thing as the best in the world then that thing automatically sucks
<Ryan> u know that if you introduce any thing as the best in the world then that thing automatically sucks | <+ZD_425> That's how Kyby reached his current level of power. Introducing everything that stood in his way as the best in the world.
<Ryan> "we should make a whole section just for Ryan's quotes because they are so amazing and funny" you know how much pressure that puts on me
<Omega Fury> I don't I'm making sense.
<%Destiny> We are all guys Nayru | <%Destiny> sorry
*@Locke protects his squeedlyspooch*
<DekuTurk> someone rang? o.o | <@Locke> people don't ring. phones ring.
<Ganondork> :* | <Josie> :*
<@Navi> Hey! Listen! | <HeyListen> Quoi?
<DARK_MASTER> I hit my friends when I'm depressed. | <DARK_MASTER> One time I hit my friend so hard, blood came out of her.
<%Kybot> 3. Category - ZD: What is the name of Zelda Dungeon's mailbag? | <@Locke> unless that curiosity shop one is one of the newer ones | <%Kybot> Winner: Locke Answer: Curiosity Shop
<@Locke> like making sentences with no subject
<Jedizora> All he did was play Uno. | <SkullKid> With toy airplanes
<@Locke> so instead of | <@Locke> talking | <@Locke> like josh | <SkullKid> i don't like it
<@Nicole> It was the best ever happen thing
<Erebea> I'm implying that my (censored) is (censored) (censored)
<JuicieJ> We haven't talked in foreverz | <@Locke> okay, let's talk in #foreverz then
<A_LINK_IN_TIME> Can everyone stop notriously spamming?! | <SkullKid> but i dont like to
<&Kybyri[a]n> you can talk to me | <SkullKid> but i dont like to
<SkullKid> add me | <Sage> ok | <SkullKid> no no no

<+athenian200> You know, I just noticed something funny. Ky and Locke. Key and Lock. Hmm... | <@Locke> I don't want Ky in me.
<Beeker> I can't catch all those STD's! | <Dark_Princess> I already caught all the STD's. :D
<&Kybyrian> All the ZD women love me | <@DuckNoises> Too bad none of them are women yet | <&Kybyrian> well | <&Kybyrian> they will be
<&Kybyrian> Let's say I don't shave for a week either | <&Kybyrian> so I look scruffy and didn't shower or brush my hair | <&Kybyrian> I'm 20 and I walk up to your mom and say, "I want your 13 year-old daughter"
*&Kybot gives a big ol' smooch to Destiny.* | <+Destiny> Oh Kybot you flirt | <&Kybyrian> Since when is giving someone a giant kiss flirting | <+Destiny> Since they gave tongue
<&Kybyrian> every hole is the right hole when it comes to love

The End.

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