Had some really weird dreams last night, so I wrote what I could remember down this morning.
My family was on vacation in a big city and we saw a little bear on the side of the road, wounded. So we were gonna stop and help it, but just before we pulled over the bear got hit by a car and went flying, then hit by a semi truck and rolled into a ditch. So we drove on, dissapointed, but then we saw another bear, a big one, playing with a car in a taco bell drivethrough, so when we got to the hotel I begged and begged my mom to let me go see it but she wouldnt let me. Eventually she did give in though so I got on my bike and headed back, but at this time I was for some reason an anthropomorphic bear and the dream was laid out like a picture book. When I got to the taco bell it was sunset, things were normal again and I was somehow back in my hometown. The bear was gone though, but it was then that I realised I was dreaming and Frank from 30 Rock showed up out of nowhere so we decided to go out clubbing together (it's a dream, I can do what I want).
But before we could go anywhere cool a rude little girl "woke me up" (I was sleeping in the dream, apparently), walked into my hotel room and took my phone, saying that she was the hotel owner's daughter so she was allowed to. I was ready to take it back, but then we noticed the dead little boy on the floor of my shower. My family comes in and sees him too, everyone is asking me what happened but I have never seen this kid before. But then the annoying little girl reveals herself to be some sort of demon, who had 2 pieces of the triforce, and put one in the human boy, killing him, so that she could take a human form. But the boy started to breathe again, so she took the triforce piece back from him and turned into her demon form right in front of us, turned out I had a piece of the triforce too and I turned into Link. Then she left and I split into 4 Links like in 4 swords, so the other Links and I just sat on the bed while we thought about our next move. In that time we shared a box of sour patch kids, and this is the most vivid part because we spent the whole time aguing about who ate how much and how to ration it out- just like I do with my siblings in real life lol.
Second dream, I was in Little Big Planet making a race level or something. There was an elephant family in the level, and the smallest one told me about how she was actually a princess and how her dad had married a really mean elephant and how her stepsister was also really mean. The stepsister elephant took off running to be mean (idk how that works), so I ran to catch up, but in doing so the animals around me realised that I wasnt an animal like them and got mad. But then came in some evil dude with an army, including Ash and Goh for some reason. I don't remember what he wanted but then Link and Midna showed up and when he saw them he said that Midna was actually his wife and that her real name was Ms Jackson, and Link was like "lol I dont believe". and then my mom woke me up before i could see that drama play out but i bet it would have been juicy