Corrupt a wish!

[athenian200]

I wish people can play More MMORPGs or MMOs, Like Ragnorok, AQWorlds, and others

Granted. Everyone in the world now plays an MMO, and there are more MMOs. But all the new players are spammers, campers, and/or hackers.

I wish Zelda Dungeon wasn't down so often.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

GRANTED, BUT ALL OF US WILL PLAY MAPLE STORY!!!


I wish I could freeze everything I want!:xd:

Granted but you accidentally freeze yourself solid, all the cells in your body burst, and you DIE.

I wish I could mug Maple millions of times.

 

[Goron Guru]

Granted, but you've now been arrested, tossed in jail, and can no longer save the world.

I wish my teachers were not insane psychopaths.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but you've now been arrested, tossed in jail, and can no longer save the world.

I wish my teachers were not insane psychopaths.

Granted, but now they encourage your classmates to beat you up and then throw you in the trash.

I wish ninety second post rule would DIE.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but then the Administrators become so angry about their rule dying that they hit the forum with a five minute posting rule.


I wish there was no fifty limit character.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but then the Administrators become so angry about their rule dying that they hit the forum with a five minute posting rule.


I wish there was no fifty limit character.

Granted but then the admins get so mad they all have stokes and die and nobody can take over meaning ZD dies along with the fifty character limit.

I wish for I had a gigantic bag full of high explosives!

 

[TriforceHunter]

Granted but while you're driving you fall off a cliff causing your car and explosives to blow up on you.

I wish I was over nine-thousand!!!!!!1!

 

[Pop 360]

Ok thats a strange wish..) granted but then you realise all your family is dead and you commit suicide

i wish that i could transform into animals whaenever i want

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted but while you're driving you fall off a cliff causing your car and explosives to blow up on you.

Sweet you just made me sixteen years old! Thanks! I'm going to go crash a car now!

Ok thats a strange wish..) granted but then you realise all your family is dead and you commit suicide

i wish that i could transform into animals whaenever i want

Granted but you transform into a barracuda and on dry land and you can't change back due to your lack of oxygenated water and you suffocate to death.

I wish I had a go kart.

 

[Meego]

Granted but then it spins out of control and you brake your spine and can never move again.

I wish I had a tail!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted but then it spins out of control and you brake your spine and can never move again.

I wish I had a tail!

Granted but you end up chasing your tail so much you get dizzy and puke on it.

I wish I had a train to drive.

 

[dur.i.am]

Granted but it's track lead off a cliff....

I wish this thread would die...

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted but it's track lead off a cliff....

I wish this thread would die...

Granted but with it goes Shigeru Miyamoto and Eiji Aonuma.

I wish I could hack Aonuma's secret Timeline document.

 

[blubb]

Granted but it'll be so disappointing that you'll never even touch a Zelda game again.

I wish that winter finally comes to an end (and no, extreme temperatures don't count as corruption)

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted but it'll be so disappointing that you'll never even touch a Zelda game again.

I wish that winter finally comes to an end (and no, extreme temperatures don't count as corruption)

Granted but the seasons are out of whack and it quickly changes back to snow and ice.

I wish I had a Fire Rod.