Corrupt a wish!

[hwrdjacob]

Granted, but now you look so cute every guy in the world hits on you.

I want to start by pointing out this was the point of being cute...


To above: Granted, but it's a Gyorg Goldfish. And eats you.


I wish I had a Science Degree.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but your evil identical twin stole your identity, and now everybody thinks you're him so you have to go into hiding.

I wish that I would start being productive.

 

[Zelda18]

Granted. But for the past five years that you've studied, you've constantly blown off all your friends and no one wants to be around you any more.

I wish I had a pink Kangaroo

Heeeeyyyyy!!!!!!!! You stole my post!!!!!!!!!!

 

[onebizarrekai]

HAHA

granted, but your pink kangaroo is evil and is now hunting you down with a chainsaw.

I wish I had Hyrule Warriors because that's a way better wish.

 

[Zelda18]

Granted. the game is scratched and won't save your progress.

I wish no one wasted their wishes.

 

[hwrdjacob]

Granted, but now Ganon from ALttP takes over the world with his Triforce wish.


I wish I had a Henshin Morpher to morph into Catman.

 

[Zelda18]

idk what that is

I wish I knew what that was

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

i don't have the power to grant that, sorry. Idk what it is either

I wish that guy would call me back and give me a job washing dishes so i can get moneys and get a Wii U

I want to start by pointing out this was the point of being cute...

yeah but you get hit on so much it gets crazy annoying

 

[Zelda18]

Granted. The Wii-U breaks the first day you buy it.

I wish I had a facebook page.

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted but you don't have any friends :trollface:

I wish more people on here lived close to me

 

[Zelda18]

Granted. there are so many people moving to your neighborhood, people have to move into your house and you are forced to live outside.

I wish I had more friends

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted, but they're a bad influence and you wind up in a life of crime and bad stuff because of them.


i wish i could move back to america. specifically seattle again

 

[Zelda18]

Granted you move back during the zombie apocalypse and turn into a zombie

I wish I had more GOOD friends

 

[27ジョーカーソン]

granted but they're so good it's annoying

i wish for more excitement in my life

 

[HeroOfTime]

Granted. You are constantly on the run from people who want to kill you.

I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight