Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now they're filled with math instead.


I wish I had a sweetheart.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but it's a candy.

I wish I had energy.

 

[Nakkuru]

Granted, enegy BEAMS THAT WANT TO KILL YOU!

I want to be a shapeshifter!

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you can only use it once every three months.

I wish time was an illusion.

 

[Musicfan]

Granted but you fall through the fabric of time.
I wish the person to crupt this wish a long and happy life.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but no one else gets one, leaving me lonely in my old age.

I wish there were better actors on TV.

 

[Justac00lguy]

Granted but the actors are actually a tribe of Nicolas Cage lookalikes...

I wish I could run on run on water.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but there is a rare substance called Run On Water, and you can't run on any other substance for the rest of your life.

I wish I never had to pee.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but all that urine comes out in the form of poo to compensate.
Thus, you have to poo twice as much, ans sometimes it's runny.

I wish I didn't have to face reality every now and then.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you moon it instead, and it takes pictures.

I wish I had stuff to do.

 

[Justac00lguy]

Granted but "stuff" actually means you sitting in the corner of a dark room....

I wish that there were more games for my Wii U

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but you don't like any of them.

I wish I had a working copy of Pokemon Crystal.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but it's haunted.

I wish I weren't watching Pretty Little Liars right now.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but you were playing one of the Philips CD-i games, instead.

I wish for an alternate bartering system, instead of using money.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but the government takes over that and it also becomes corrupt.

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weenier.