Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, but he trips on a pebble and dies.

I wish the world was frozen.

 

[Violet Link]

Granted, but the sun unfroze it.

I wish I know what to wish.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but the wish is stupid, and causes mass chaos.

I wish I had a life off the internet.

 

[Doc]

Granted, but while out in the "real world" you get killed in a drive-by.

I wish I was master of everything,

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but you move to Soviet Russia. Now everything is a master of you.

I wish r/Zelda had more submissions.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but they're all spam and trolls.

I wish I could get the lead in the play I want.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but you lose your voice ten minutes before you go on.

I wish. science progressed faster.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but nature suffers for it.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but you break the game.

I wish for a swish. And more rhymes.

 

[Night Owl]

Grated, now you rhyme all the time isn't that sublime?

I wish I could dance.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but you now can't walk five feet without falling on your face.

I wish I were better at math.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but you become illiterate.

I wish the pilgrims to the Americas hadn't killed off so many natives.

 

[Doc]

Granted, but the native americans got super powerful and took over the Earth.

I wish mankind still had a spark of hope.

 

[Musicfan]

Granted but we back step in time.
I wish for slice of butter tost and ham.

 

[TatlTails]

Granted, but it gets stolen by Ed.

I wish the Terminator movies weren't completely full of blatant fanservice.