Corrupt a wish!

[Igos du Ikana]

Granted, but you die soon after

I wish Metallica stayed good...

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but now nobody likes it but you.

I wish I could sing better.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but everyone in the world suddenly goes deaf.

I wish my Nuzlocke run of Sapphire was easier.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but it's so easy it's boring.

I wish I wasnt bored.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but now you have to talk to MEEEE!

I wish I was around some of my friends more.

 

[Justac00lguy]

Granted...But your friend's are blood thirsty Polar Bears...

I wish for a life supply of bacon.

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted but... but... I can't bring myself to ruin bacon. So you lose your tongue, instead.

I wish for more time.

 

[Justac00lguy]

Granted but....You age 10x as fast

I wish for all cats to go to Mexico, far away from me!

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but Mexico then takes over your country (I'm assuming the USA), and cats migrate.

I wish my earbuds don't constantly go dead.

 

[Linkasourous]

Granted. now they produce the sound FULL BLAST and you lose your hearing
I wish for nyan cat pet

 

[Mido]

Granted, but Nyan cat has rabies.

I wish that pigs had wings

 

[Edoc'sil]

Granted, but they're too small to let them fly.

I wish I had telekinesis.

 

[Doc]

Granted but you burst a blood vein every time you try to lift more than a blade of grass.

I wish that we lived in a post-apocalyptic society.

 

[Justac00lguy]

Granted but what is that?...seems like a deathclaw has just walked into your house

I wish for Zelda Wii U to be released tomorrow

 

[Doc]

Granted, but aww...looks like it is far to expensive for you to ever buy.

I wish that I lived in Hyrule.