Corrupt a wish!

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but your body falls to pieces.

I wish I had a nice big bowl of sausage gravy and biscuits.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you get food poisoning.

I wish I could have Link's hat. :3

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but it's Ezlo and he won't shut up.

I wish I had a purple helicopter.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. You wake up in the OR, while the surgeons are in the middle of removing a large, contorted piece of purple steel from where it was impaled in your body after the "accident."

I wish for another wish.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it gets corrupted.

I wish that no wish I made would ever get corrupted.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. None of your wishes are granted, so they can't be corrupted.

I wish for the wish that I wished while wishing for a wish to wish.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but you no longer speak in a language that anyone can understand.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. It's a terrible idea, but you wish for it anyway and end up dying.

I wish this wasn't invisible.

 

[Woyogoyo]

I wish ^ would post his wish.

 

[i-am-link]

I did. Highlight from the top of the box to the bottom.

I wish people weren't stupid. (Not talking about woyogoyo, btw)

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but you become the stupidest person in the world.

I wish I wasn`t bored.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but you find something fun to do, and its illegal and the cops show up.

I wish I hadnt fell down the stairs and hurt my butt today.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, you broke your neck.

I wish I was in Hyrule in a time of peace.

 

[EeveeChan]

Granted, but Hyrule is in literal pieces

I wish I had telekinesis

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but you die.

I wish I could think opt something to wish for.