Corrupt a wish!

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but it's 50 shades of grey

I wish I had a wii u.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted but it falls from the sky and causes an explosion once it lands, blowing up itself.

I wish silent realms weren't so dang freaky.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, Now they are only able to be entered by getting high first..

I wish Pi was a lie.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but then the human race can't continue to evolve because now everything involving math blows up and scientists spend all their lives trapped inside their own paradoxes because they went crazy from trying to figure out the true Pi, and got sucked in an endless void because they divided by zero.


I wish the couch downstairs didn't smell like wet dog :sick:

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Granted, but it now smells like warm, raw fish.

I wish I had a delicious cupcake.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it`s poisoned.

I wish I had a billion bucks.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but you have to pay back every penny to the government in a year or else you go to jail.

I wish my life wasnt so boring.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, now you're always in a high speed chase scene and you get thrown in jail every month.

I wish I didn't have this bloody headache. :shake:

 

[Naga]

Granted, now you have a toothache

I wish I had no homework

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but your dog has nothing to eat so he eats your bed instead.

I wish I could get some inspiration.

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Granted, but it comes in the form of a massive tornado that kills your family. You end up writing about it.

I wish that I could finish this damn trading sequence(TP's)!!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but when you trade, it's not what you wanted.

I wish humanity would be more thankful for what they have, instead of yelling at their parents for not getting the right color iPhone for their Birthday/Christmas, while over in Africa people don't even have the luxury of shoes.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, there are no humans left on earth.

I wish I had a wiiu.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted but its made out of legos.

I wish my book would write itself.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it`s illegible.

I wish I could get some inspiration for what to do for the secret santa.