Corrupt a wish!

[kingredead]

Granted but now hitlers alive

i wish for a kiss

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, You get food poisoning from the raw dough.

No bake cookies dont have raw eggs in them, they're chocolate and oatmeal. But anyway...

Granted, but the person who kisses you is Overly Attached Girlfriend.

I wish I could soar through the sky with Nyan Cat.

 

[kingredead]

grated but you start crapping rainbows

i wish i lived in fort wayne

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but they kick you out because they dont like you.

I wish there would stop being so many school/mall/theater/etc shootings.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but now they're mass-murders with sharp objects such as machetes.

I wish humans could use all 100% (or close to it) if our brain power.

 

[Naga]

Granted, the evil people of the world use their new power to take over the world and we can't stop it

I wish I could go see the Hobbit

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but a tall guy sits in front of you and you can't see the movie.

I wish I had more money.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, you have one penny more than you do now.

I wish my house was quiet.

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Granted, but the next-door neighbor has a loud party while you decide to take a walk. You get caught up by a bunch of women in bikinis who practically force a drink down your throat and offer you drugs. I truly feel for you. You escape, though.
I wish that I had more chocolate.

 

[onebizarrekai]

Granted, but it's unsweetened.

I wish it would hurry up and snow already.

 

[Hylian_Monolith]

Granted, but it snows maybe six feet by some miracle and you can't walk outdoors.

wish that I didn't have to do the dishes.

 

[Dragoncat]

Granted, but now you have to dump the trash.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, for 1 second.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but now one unfortunate penguin will not get his wish of flying. :cry:

I wish i didn't have a cold.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, you have tetanus.

I wish I had a good book to read.