Corrupt a wish!

[Igos du Ikana]

Granted, but it only works during the day.
I wish I could be invisible.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you have no friends and suffer silently.

I wish the imperial system (inches, feet, etc.) was completely replaced by the metric system (meters, centimeters, etc.) in all countries.

 

[Sydney]

Granted but before that happens the metric system is completely replaced by the imperial system.

I wish I could go to a buffet right now.

 

[Moonstone]

Granted, but the only buffet that you can get to is filled with people who only eat your favorite things.

I wish I could play more Animal Crossing.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but you have more time to play, due to loosing a job. (or something)

I wish it could rain mac and cheese

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it rains heavy Mac computers and moldy cheese, so we all die.

I wish I didn't have a test tomorrow afternoon.

 

[Igos du Ikana]

Granted, but you yail when you take it.
I wish I knew Axe man the Beast......

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but he hates you.

I wish I had a wii u.

 

[Naga]

Granted, but your older twin sisters try to modify it with artificial intelligence and it tries to take over the world with government space lasers.

I wish for the wiiU

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but somebody tweaks it, trying to install the Homebrew, and the fail miserably and brick it.

I wish I knew why the texture hacks for Brawl/MarioKart won't work on my Wii... :/

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but you still can not do anything about it.

I wish I could unlock the rest of the characters I need for Super Smash Bros.

 

[Triforce Ballad]

Granted, but they uprise against you.
I wish I wasn't scared to play Slender

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, you are terrified of playing him.

I wish I had more Thanksgiving leftovers.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but they are rather old, and you will get sick if you eat them.

I wish I didn't have such a small stomach. .__.
(I could only eat a few bites of everything we had for Thanksgiving because I have a tiny stomach and I get full rather quickly)

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but now if you stop eating for a second you will die from hunger.

I wish I had a :triforce: