Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, but now -|1|+1=2

I wish everyone understood maths.

 

[Norm]

Granted, but I misheard you.

I wish for a Wii U.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but they release the revolution instead.

I wish the sky was green.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but now the only colour you can see is green.

I wish Kaepora Gaebora's text went like

Do you want to hear what I said again?
-> No
Yes

so that his text would be easier to skip.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but now all other texts default to being repeated.

I wish I could blink and instantly get an energy boost.

 

[Dan]

Granted, but every time you blink, you also **** your pants.
I wish I could make out with a French clown.

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted... but... He... gives you herpes?

I wish I could figure out how to corrupt that wish better :/

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but then the thread will be dead permanently.

I wish I could figure out how to carry anything with ease.

 

[Naga]

granted, now any time you pick up something not heavy it flies across the room

i wish my band teacher could find zelda music

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, but only TP music.

I wish I was Ganondorf

 

[Naga]

(that doesnt corrupt the wish one bit )
granted, now a little kid in a green tunic comes along and kills you

i wish for sheet music from every zelda song in exsistence for my band

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but it's all in code and you can't figure out how to read it.

I wish I could Earthbend/Metalbend

 

[Linknerd09]

Granted, however it doesn't effect anything.

I wish I had some magical powers.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, you have the power to turn into stone permanently and the power to become invisible for 1x10^-99 seconds.

I wish I had a chance to play OoT 3DS.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it's for, like, two minutes.

I wish that your bowels stopped working.