Corrupt a wish!

[DeathMountain]

Granted, but your crush kissed you out of pity
I wish this forum would stop

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, now you are bored wanting something to do while this forum works for every one else.

I wish I had a taco.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but it's made out of your parents.
I wish I could manifest my thoughts into explosives.

 

[IamDazed]

Granted and you blew up your best friend. Now you're being held in a high security prison and have been declared a terrorist. You never see your family again.
I wish I could go to Mars.

 

[prince rallis]

granted,but you forgot a helmet

I wish I lived in Xanth.

 

[Naga]

Granted, but I don't know where that is so instead of Xanth you end up in the River of Wind and are now on your way to Jouzenkyn and you get freaked out cause the owls there are blue

I wish for the LOTR trilogy on my ipod

 

[DeathMountain]

Granted, but the iPod was stolen
I wish I had 1 million dollars

 

[Norm]

Granted but it broke on the way

I wish I had a Coke

Granted but it's Pepsi
I wish I didn't have any assignments.

WHAT!?!?!?!?!

Back to the game.
Granted, but it's all forged.
I wish for a hat!

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but the hat is full of holes.

I wish I didn't meet with a terrible fate.

 

[Norm]

Granted, you meet with a HORRIBLE fate.

I wish foar gold!

 

[DeathMountain]

Granted, but it is pyrite (fool's gold)
I wish I was dead

 

[Norm]

Granted. Do I really have to corrupt that?

I wish I had real gold.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but I painted the gold to look like vomit.

I wish I was named Tiffany McButterballs III.

Granted. Do I really have to corrupt that?

Granted, but your dead body is thrown into a hole fulled with small children and puppies.

 

[DeathMountain]

Granted. But now you are charged with identity theft
I wish I was alive again.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted you are now a gibdo.

I wish I could organize.