Corrupt a wish!

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it's useless.

I hsiw eseht sdrow erew drawrof.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. Everything else is now backwards.

I wish for pudding.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the pudding expired three months ago.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted.

I wish that people wouldn't make their text invisible...

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but the text is so black that racists shut down Zelda Dungeon.

I wish I remembered to make a wish in my last post.

 

[i-am-link]

Granted. It was corrupted.

I wish I had a pickle.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but it tastes like rat urine.

I wish everything would taste like the urine or feces of an animal except for what I eat.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you suddenly get a craving for feces and can't find anything that tastes like it.

I wish I knew the value of pi.

 

[mariner47]

Granted, but you spend the rest of your life trying to get the exact amount.

I wish my friends were not so obsessed with COD.

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but now they are obsessed with tellytubbies

I wish that the super bowl adds would come on.

 

[i-am-link]

Very sorry sir, it wont happen again.

Again, NOT a discussion thread. At least participate in the game during your discussions.
You have been Reported.

*The Game*

Granted. The Ads come on, but the Superbowl doesn't.

I wish I had someone to talk to...

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Granted but I can only respond to this message

I wish that I had Warped Tour tickets now

 

[KingZantX12]

What have i been reported for?

ok fine i will play.
Granted but the concert was so loud you went deaf

I wish i had a dog who could sing opera

 

[Akuhime-sama]

Granted, but he sings poorly.

I wish I could touch my nose with my tongue.

 

[KingZantX12]

granted but your tonge stays touching your nose forever.

I wish that rabbits were the color of the sky