Corrupt a wish!

[Mr.Verto]

granted but since your wish is bad for us is ungranted

I wish my homework will be done correctly itself and delivered in time safetly tomorrow to the teacher that left me the homework

 

[zelda_2001]

Granted, but it was so perfect that your teacher thought you didn't do it, and she gave you an F!!!!!!!!!!

I wish to have a driver's license.

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but its an ilegal copy.

I wish i could beat Cel Shaded Deku.

 

[Veely]

Granted but I beat you both! MUHAHA! >=D

I wish Bigelover would come back =(

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but some really bad person hacked her account, causing her to be hated by all.

I wish I never overlooked anything!

 

[Magatha]

Granted, but you notice every tiny detail in everything, get OCD, and go insane.

I wish that I no longer have soccer practice this year.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted. Now you have to play professional soccer games every day.

I wish people would stop being afraid of the number 13.

 

[Veely]

Granted, but now everyone is afraid of the number 16

I wish I had a car that is safe yet a affordable and yet soo fast

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. You go too fast and crash.
I wish that I could read the Lord of the Rings without repeating sentences over and over again (I have a version with really small font).

 

[BlackDragon88]

Granted but now you cannot read it at all because its in a different language that no one knows.

I wish for super powers

 

[Jedizora]

Granted. You wear a cape and get sucked into a turbine while flying.
I wish i can beat dragon quest 9

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, but the ending sucks SOOOO BAD you never play another game again

I wish for magic syrup

 

[kokirion]

granted, but it gives you the power to destroi your own dreams.

I wish I have a nice dream today

 

[Veely]

Granted, but your reality sucks

I wish I could write

 

[zelda_2001]

Granted, but you write horribly.

I wish I was a movie star.