Corrupt a wish!

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but your so optimistic it's creepy. So S.W.A.T. breaks into your house and throws you into an insane asylum.

I wish Mother 3 would be ported on DS or 3DS.

 

[Veely]

It does but it sucks:

I wish Ihad a bigg ds

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but you had so much fun with it that you spent three years with barely any social life.

I wish I my cat could speak English.

 

[Veely]

granted but then ur cat tells you mean thing

I wish i wasnt bored

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted. Now you're so busy that you're overwhelmed and can't sleep at night.

I wish you could obtain the Triforce in OoT.

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but you don't know how or where it is and it does not say in the game or on the internet.

I wish that the Guild Wars game thread could start already!

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but it ends up really rediculous.

I wish that I could speak/write Hylian.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but they make everything that's Hylian Japaneese and destroyed the Hylian stuff.

I wish I was given a billion dollars legally.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but your "evil" siblings stole it out of jealousy, then argued over it and one ended up killing the other.

I wish that you could change Toon Link's tunic color without hacking in his games.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but you could only do it once, and before you could start, he changed back to normal.

I wish my siblings wouldn't act evil but not super nice at the same time.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but while doing something that normally wouldn't happen if they were still evil, a truck full of poisonous snakes tips over and a snake bites all of your fingers off.

I wish for a banana.

 

[bds1110]

Granted, but the banana is rotten, bruised, and will grow into a banana tree in your stomach.


I wish that someone would tag me on Dragon Quest IX.

 

[Ninten*]

Granted, but after someone tagged you, he untagged you and told the world to never tag you.

I wish I was awesome at everything but can be un-awesome if I wanted to.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but you become arrogant and you don't have a social life because everyone hates your boasting.

I wish I had an ocarina to play in addition to drums.

 

[bds1110]

Granted, but it's the Ocarina of Time and you play Song of Storms and it rains eternally.

I wish I had an Arby's roast beef sandwich.