Corrupt a wish!

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granted, you get pirate'd

I wish for the next wisher to be... awesome... or something

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but I get way more than awesome!

I wish that I get a never-dieing and kind puppy.

 

[McBlizzy]

Granted! You get a people - killing puppy instead and it eats you!

I wish I could eat Salt and Vinegar chips =/

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but they are expired
I wish that my grandfather gets better.

 

[bigflyingpotato]

Granted, but then you break your leg
I wish I had a better computer

 

[Veely]

Granted but it gets a lot of viruses...

I wish I was somewhere else!

 

[Eduarda]

Granted, but it was in the arctic ocean, and you froze to death

I wish that I could turn invisible.

 

[Mr.Verto]

Granted but you cant turn to normal and you are allways steping in people since you cant see your foot

I wish for wishes to be uncorruptable

 

[RamboZelda]

Granted, but since it was never specified everyones' wishes except your's become uncorruptable.
I wish wishes were fishes.

 

[Fraxinus]

Granted, but they swam away before anything could be made out of them.

I wish I could make a video game of my own...

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but when you release it it gets extremely negative public reception.

I wish Link could dive or sink underwater using the Iron Boots in Wind Waker to explore the bottom of the Great Sea.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but there's nothing on the bottom but sand. Also you can't stay for long because there's no Zora Tunic in the game.

I wish the Moon was made of cheese.

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but it got eaten. Shortly after an apocalypse occurs on Earth...

I wish the CD-I Zeldas didn't suck.

 

[Indiglogo]

Granted. Then the programmers spend several years on the CD-Is and Skyward Sword wouldn't exist till the year 2025!

I wish I could blow up hospitals for sickly babies

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Granted, but your best friend's mother's sick baby was in one of those hospitals...and all three of them die.

I wish I was more optimistic...