Granted, you have oreos upon oreos upon oreos, you cant stop eating them it's like a never ending stream of oreo consumption in fact you eat so many that within mere hours you've gained several hundred pounds until eventually you get so fat you explode and die and nobody can even get to the body because there's so many gosh dang oreos in fact your entire neighborhood has been buried in them and rats and bugs and stuff start to appear, and there's just swarms if mega fat rodents and cookie crumbs and homes are destroyed, lives are ruined, oreo factories are shut down and it's all because of you and your gluttony, you died as the man who ruined so many lives and was just really, really fat but if it's any consolation the rats are extremely grateful.
I wish I didn't have school this week.