Corrupt a wish!

[Chevywolf:30]

Granted, you become one of the popular kids and it gets to your head



I wish for some oreos

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, you have oreos upon oreos upon oreos, you cant stop eating them it's like a never ending stream of oreo consumption in fact you eat so many that within mere hours you've gained several hundred pounds until eventually you get so fat you explode and die and nobody can even get to the body because there's so many gosh dang oreos in fact your entire neighborhood has been buried in them and rats and bugs and stuff start to appear, and there's just swarms if mega fat rodents and cookie crumbs and homes are destroyed, lives are ruined, oreo factories are shut down and it's all because of you and your gluttony, you died as the man who ruined so many lives and was just really, really fat but if it's any consolation the rats are extremely grateful.

I wish I didn't have school this week.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, you now have school next week and you will have this week off, but every weekend will be a school day from now on. Plus, every school day will be an exam day on all subjects, and you’ll come home at 7:00 PM, and you’ll fail no matter what

I wish to be more efficient

 

[Dapperchihiro123]

Granted, you but a robot to do stuff for you, then it turns on you and makes you it's slave

I wish pokemon legends arceus wasn't so hated on

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, it gets super hyped to the point where its everywhere, way over done, and everyone gets sick and tired of it.

I wish I had the energy to play spirit tracks.

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted. You become so absorbed in it that you never see your family again, and focus your entire life on playing it, even when you’ve already beaten it and have done everything

I wish for a nice rainfall

 

[Chevywolf:30]

Granted, it starts while you're waiting for the school bus and lets off after you get to school



I wish for a cute plush wolf

 

[Uwu_Oocoo2]

Granted, it gains sentience and becomes your best friend who goes everywhere with you. It slowly grows like a normal wolf would, and gets nice and big and then eats you.

I wish I didn't have to shovel tomorrow.

 

[Dapperchihiro123]

granted, it never snows again (is this bad?)

i wish for a plush hisuian voltorb

 

[The Dashing Darknut]

Granted, there’s a bomb inside it and it destroys the house. Now you have to find a home with your family


I wish I didn’t stutter so much

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Your stutter goes away, but now you just always say the first thing that comes to mind without thinking.

I wish to get jacked!

 

[Chevywolf:30]

Granted, it becomes your entire personality.



I wish for some fish sticks.

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

You get fish sticks, or more precisely, blobfish sticks.

I wish for a new Castlevania game.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Granted, but it’s considered the worst game ever and kills the series for good.

I wish my vacation was longer.

 

[Hero of Pizza Time]

Your vacation is longer because a snow storm freezes the roads and causes a power outage, leaving you trapped in your current location with no electricity.

I wish I could have said that better.