Corrupt a wish!

[khdarkwolf]

Granted, but then your best friend steals your credit card and spends all your money

I wish I had a pet Cockatoo

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but it will be a large crocodile and 12 ft in length and you have to keep it in your house


I wish I had a Rocket

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you are the target and it ka-booms you.

I wish for a laser gun.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it blows up.

I wish I had some iced tea.

 

[Vanessa28]

Granted but you will get real ice from Anctartica in your tea

I wish I could turn back the clock so it was a new day again

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but nothing happens.

I wish for a slug.

 

[Phantom Zelda]

Granted, but it eats you.
I wish I live forever and am always happy

 

[Princess Midna]

Granted But someone made you mad

I wish that someone would make me a game

 

[~Mizuki~]

Granted but you dont exsite

I wish that I was the Presitdent

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but Osama Bin Laden kills you 10 secs. later.

I wish for HAL 9000.

 

[Zant]

Granted, but he won't stop singing 'daisy, daisy give me your answer do', and he secretly plots the downfall of the human race.

I wish I could live with Byrne and Cole forever.

 

[13foxes]

Granted. They killed you and let Malladus take over your body.
I wish I lived in Hyrule.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but then you get made fun of for not having pointy ears and you commit suicide
i wish for sheik

 

[13foxes]

Granted but she can't get out of the game so she full you in and you stuck in Oot forever.
I wish I had Triforce of Wisdom.

 

[SheikahWarrior]

granted but then it flies back to me
i wish for a cookie