Corrupt a wish!

[The Shadow]

Granted but it falls down from the iron coconut tree and kills you by hitting you on the head

I wish for the next person to corrupt this wish by not corrupting it

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, now you're corrupted.

I wish I didn't have to take a two day exam to skip a grade worth of math.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but they send you to preschool and you fail it every year.

I wish for Jazzsingeritis.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you somehow die from it^^

I wish for a cookie (something simple for a change^^)

 

[The Shadow]

Granted but it is so big it crushes your legs and you can never walk again

I wish for a muffin

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. It's blueberry muffins, and they get stuck in your throat and you choke.
I wish that I could travel in time.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted. You return to the age of the dinosours and that is your one chance to time travel and you get eaten by a T-rex. I wish my wi-fi was working.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it only worked for 5 minutes. When you're asleep.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but as the fact "Enemy tracker is taking over the internet" is uncorruptable, it happens!


I wish for something that will never end.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

granded, its michal jackson's zombie jokes

i wish that the army could fight dead hand and win

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you are their next target.

I wish for a blooper.

 

[Phlegm]

Granted, but it goes crazy and attacks.

I wish I had a phlegm cannon.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but it gets turned on you. I wish for luck with my first three heart quest.

 

[Scythe-of-Chaos]

ok, but you accidentaly put together a peice of heart because every time you open a chest it could be a dungeon map, or a important item, or you accidently got it by unwillingly opening the chest

i wish for the pillsbury dough boy and tingle to fight to the death, but they wouldnt team up to beat me

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but you do it on AoL.

I wish that this wish will be corrupted, but then when the corrupter corrupts it, they're brain explodes.