Corrupt a wish!

[PureLocke]

Without the competition from Microsoft and Sony Nintendo only make marginal upgrades for each new system then some developers make their own consoles to compete.

I wish for the ability to heal from all injury.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you can't heal cancer.

I wish for a kidnaper's bag.

 

[The Shadow]

Ok but you get stuck in it and can't escape

I wish for the transformation masks from Majora's Mask

 

[DeletedUser9]

Okay, but you can't ever take them off and after a while you turn into the person the mask was made from (Deku Butler's Son, Darmani, Mikau).

I wish some of my friends I haven't talked to in a while and can't find would show up again.

 

[The Shadow]

(Fierce Deity/Oni form) granted, but they are invisible and can't talk so you don't know their there, they can't communicate in anyways either.

I wish I could take off the masks I justs got anf put them on whenever I want without the horrid side effects.

(Plus Deku Butler's son is not for the Deku Mask, Skull Kid turns him into a Deku it is different to the other two)

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, But I took it off from your face. ]

I wish for a iced tea.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but it freezez you to the bone and no one will try to thaw you out.

I wish for a ice creamy cakey cake.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it was actually me and I shot a pie on your face.

I wish for an egg.

 

[Hero Of Spirits]

Granted, but it's so hard-boiled you can't crack it to make poached eggs.

Okay, I wish I had the ability to walk through walls. That would be cool.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you accidentally trips, and passed throught the floor and met the center of the earth.

I wish for an iron coconut.

 

[Hero Of Spirits]

Granted, but when you drink the milk inside it, you'll suffer from mercury poisoning.

Umm, I wish for a cat. I love cats.

 

[PureLocke]

Its a tiger, and decides that you taste like Sigfried and Roy so it eats your face.

I wish for a finely tuned, unbreakable hootshot

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but you don't know how to operate it and shoot yourself in the head.

I wish that the cake wasn't a lie :'(

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted, now it isn't a lie. However, they lying about it because it was a zants follower eater.

I wish that dead hand (from oot) made a creepier reappearance in a future zelda.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it creeps you out and you stop playing LOZ.

I wish for a TNT drumstick.