Corrupt a wish!

[enemytracker]

Granted, but your tests will start tomorrow.

I wish for a Pomegrenade (a kind of fruit).

 

[peahats95]

granted but you get trapped in the underworld for eating it

I wish the LA walkthrough would load faster

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but on everyone's computer except yours

I wish for the power to manipulate time and space

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but God gets angry with you for taking his powers and he turns you into a bug with no ultimate power. I wish my Wi-Fi would work.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Grnted, but only when you don't want it to work,it will work.

I wish I didn't have to practice my violin.

 

[The Shadow]

Granted but you must play it perfectly whereever you go (Not pratice)

I wish I could read minds

 

[peahats95]

granted, but you read everyones minds at the same time and your head explodes

I wish I was not so bad at LA

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you're killed by ordinary chuchus all the time.

I wish for a red tanker unit.

 

[TheLegendOfJubb]

Granted, but when you get it, the company who ships them sent you a blue one.

I wish for ZW to be as perfect as LttP, LA, OoT, MM, WW, MC, and ST combined.

 

[peahats95]

granted, but everyone except you thinks otherwise and destroys every copy

I wish I had more GOOD dreams, but when I wake up I am not sad

 

[Hero of Time]

granted but then you're so happy everybody think you're gay

I wish Zelda Wii came out tomorrow and I get the only copy

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I get it first.

I wish for a gold chunk. (I want a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig one)

 

[February Eve]

You get it, but the moment you touch it turn to gold and you have to wait for a video game that includes a quest where the hero has to find 60 different tokens scattered about the region to turn you human again...and it turns out the player doesn't like side quests.

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.

 

[athenian200]

I wish I had a day off tomorrow.

Granted, but it's because they laid you off today.

I wish for a new tread.

 

[peahats95]

granted but you have no tank to put them on

I wish ZD would stop telling me I have less post than I actually have and that I could upload pictures for my sig