Corrupt a wish!

[zants follower]

Granted, but they're all just like the real thing! (I hate CN )

 

[The Shadow]

Chuck Norris is overrated!!!!!!!!! (I'm sorry but I found it has gotten to be that way, so now almost anything can beat Chuck Norris)

I wish I had all of Dante's arsenal of weapons and could use them all as well as he can, and that this wish cannot backfire, on me at least, in anyway

 

[athenian200]

I wish I had all of Dante's arsenal of weapons and could use them all as well as he can, and that this wish cannot backfire, on me at least, in anyway

Granted, but they're cursed... and they cause you to destroy several entire cities of innocent people. You are never found, and none of them were your family or friends, but you must live with yourself.

I wish I was in Dixie.

 

[peahats95]

granted, but you get expelled the first day for something that is not your fault

I wish for the master sword

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you were too late.

I wish for some super-duper-mega-blaster-master-ultra chopsticks.

Nninja'd... again...

Granted, but Ganondorf steals it from you and rules the hyrule.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but Ganondorf steals it from you and rules the hyrule.

Is that even possible?

Anyways, granted but Chuck Norris destroys them.

I wish level grinding in RPGs wasn't as tedious.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but they will be more played than LOZ.

I wish for a jumping jackal.

 

[badmuffins]

Granted, but it jumps so high that it exits the Earth's atmosphere and floats in space for the rest of it's life.

I wish that I had a Twinky. :xd:

 

[BIg Mac]

Granted but it appears in your stomach and don't taste it.

I wish I had a million dollars

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I stole it from you.:xd:

I wish for a pomegrenade.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but I don't know what a pomegrenede is so it explodes in your face.

I wish I was a more skilled gamer.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but now you always think someone is tapping on your right soldier.

I wish I could read minds when I wanted and I could control it.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but only your own.

I wish that my school would burn down and I didn't do it.

 

[Zeruda]

Granted, but all the records are lost in the process and you are forced to repeat a few years of school.

I wish Miyamoto would focus more on Zelda instead of his other projects and kick Aonuma away from the series for a while.

 

[peahats95]

granted, but he makes terrible games

I wish I did not have any weekend homework