Corrupt a wish!

[The Shadow]

Granted but it goes to a place you probably don't want it, in your brain!

I wish people would stop trying to kill me

 

[zants follower]

Granted, but now all the plants and inanimate objects are after you!

I wish there were no necessities in life, death, sleep, or the unconscious

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted. You are frozen and cannot do anything good or bad.
I wish that I wished.

 

[zants follower]

granted, butt you wished that you would wish that you would wish etc. until you are stuck in an endless loop and your face explodes

I wish that I became rich by moral means in the next 4 seconds.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but the gang of punk squirrels steals all of your money.

I wish for 1 cent.

 

[peahats95]

Granted, but it turns out that that penny is the one thing the robots in the future need to destroy mankind, so they send in a terminator to kill you and your entire family.

I wish I would get a good reputation point

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it is a negative reputation.

I wish for a toothbrush.

 

[peahats95]

Granted, but it is a negative reputation.

I wish for a toothbrush.

But I wished for a GOOD reputation point

Granted but I used it to clean all my toilets

I wish Zelda wii does not have a "oh it was me ganondorf all along!" story

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but I threw it in the toilet before I gave it to you.

I wish I had the power to transform into any animal I could get the Dna of.

Got ninja'd.But there is no wish to corrupt now.

 

[enemytracker]

But I wished for a GOOD reputation point

Granted but I used it to clean all my toilets

But you didn't say for I don't give you a negative reputation, you said for I don't give you a bad reputation.

Corrupting Epwna's wish: *beep beep* I'm too lazy to corrupt this one.

 

[peahats95]

granted but the epa does not let you get any DNA

I wish somebody would corrupt this wish

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but the corrupting was not corrupting,and the non-corrupting is corrupted,and it breaks open the fabrics of space and time and the world ends.
I wish for a dancing walrus.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it accidentally falls on you and you die.

I wish for an egg.

 

[athenian200]

I wish for an egg.

Granted. You turn into a hen and lay an egg. Cluck! Cluck!

I wish for jokes.

 

[peahats95]

granted my "dog has no nose" "how does he smell?" "awful"
and 2 peanuts go into a bar not looking for trouble sadly one was a salted

I wish 4 nothing