Corrupt a wish!

[TreeHuggerPanda]

P.S.

Expanding, Investing

They're expanding their infrastructure, and investing in the U.S. economy.

Thanks, (*writes that into the poem*) you forgot to wish...

 

[athenian200]

Thanks, (*writes that into the poem*) you forgot to wish...

Doh!

I wish for an empty aquarium.

That's all I could come up with quickly.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but its is made of uranium and you die.

I wish that I can steal a kind of rare fungus.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it poisons you and you die and slow death.

I wish for some bamboo (I need food NOW)

 

[The Shadow]

Ok wish granted but the bamboo is poisoned

I wish I had a cookie that was not poisoned

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted but it's a roach cookie and you don't realize until afterward.

I wish my signature was better. (let's face it, it sucks.)

 

[The Shadow]

*rides around on the giant roach cookie* Who said I was gonna eat it? anyway, granted (All you need to do is put a cucco/chicken in it, chickens make everything better)

I wish I had the gomu gomu no mi and I gets to eats it

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but you get gasped and dies.

I wish for a hamster.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it's a mutant one.

I wish I could go the Students vs. Staff Basketball game.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but then you decide to sit in the front row and a loose ball whacks you in the noggin.

I wish I had a rocket so I could go to the moon,

 

[Austin]

Granted. But you didn't ask for any air. Nobody remembers to ask for air....
I wish that the temperature would stop changing so rapidly.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but the weather just gets more and more intense, just not changing from hot to cold. I wish that I had an allowance.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you get a penny a month.

I wish my glasses didn't break all the time.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it is already broken.

I wish for a new mini-television. (Mine broke...-.-)

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it's so small, you can only see little flashes when the screen changes.

I wish my mom would get off my back about my math.