Corrupt a wish!

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you become too nice that everyone hates you.

I wish I wasn't such a pig today.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, instead you turn into such a boar.

I wish that the moon was able to talk so that I could talk to it.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but it's a real d-bag. Like, a huge one.
I wish that my stepmother wouldn't make obligations to me and then break them at such a late time that I can't arrange for someone else to take them on.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but I don't know how to corrupt this.

I wish that Tree Hugger Panda was a pig today.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

I actually refuse to corrupt that. The only way would be to offend someone.

I wish for a Life-size Link Statue in my Living Room.

 

[*M i d n a*]

I actually refuse to corrupt that. The only way would be to offend someone.

I wish for a Life-size Link Statue in my Living Room.

Granted, but one night there is an earthquake and the statue (I am assuming it is a statue made out of stone) falls on you and you are history...no, not even that, there is nothing left of you to remember you by.

I wish it wasn't so hot in my room.

 

[Meego]

Granted but then it is absolutely freezing instead and the dial on the radiator breaks and you can't turn the heat up.

I wish I could get past this evil level on super mario bros wii!

 

[The Shadow]

Alright, I get you past your level but you get stuck in a glitch world where you can't do anything with no way out, even if you reload your stuck in it

ok, ma turn......... *Thinking, brain explodes and I fall down* ooh ooh, I know, I want ...... wait wait wait, I got it, nope its gone... oh wait, I wish I was Link with the mirror shield and the master sword and the oni mask and all his other items from every single game (Not such things like the boats or trains like that but I will take Epona)

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but Ganondorf appears and kills you.

I wish that I've got a positive reputation.

 

[herooftimewarp]

Granted,but chuck norris kills you for double posting.

I wish another forum member would be my turnip prince.

i willl
but that doesent stop chuck norris from destoying your kingdom

 

[athenian200]

I wish that I've got a positive reputation.

Granted, but the mods and admins are morally corrupted by your wish. They get jealous of how high your reputation is, and find an excuse to ban you from the forum.

I wish I had more socks.

 

[*M i d n a*]

Granted, but then you start liking wearing shoes without socks that you just forget about using them.

I wish I had a bus.

 

[enemytracker]

Granted, but it was full of TNT and it explodes.

I wish for a tanker unit and a magic book.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, as soon as you had 5 minutes with it, I take it away.

I wish a got a good grade in a keyboarding class.

Don't worry everyone! I'm not a pig anymore! I'm back to eating healthy stuff

 

[athenian200]

I wish a got a good grade in a keyboarding class.

Granted, but unfortunately, it's because your teacher has become attracted to you.

I wish people were not allergic to pollen.