Corrupt a wish!

[Epwna]

Granted,but chuck norris kills you for double posting.

I wish another forum member would be my turnip prince.

 

[athenian200]

I wish another forum member would be my turnip prince.

Granted, but that forum member is whichever one you least like. Worst of all, you now have to foil their plot to overthrow you!

I wish for a shark.

 

[February Eve]

Granted, but it's an inflatable pool toy. (Also I thought you said "shrink." Oops.)

I wish I had another cat.

 

[TriforceHunter]

Granted, but he runs away.

I wish I could shoot HadoKens!!!

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but you sneeze while shooting one and accidentally hit yourself with it.

I wish GameFreak would've kept the slots in HG/SS.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it's in Japanese.

I wish for airplanes in Zelda Wii.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but you can't fly them. They're just out there in the background with no explanation as to why they're there.
I wish the magic meter would come back in Zelda Wii.

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Granted. However, you use up magic every time you walk.

I wish Zelda would become a bigger part of the storylines in future zelda games.

 

[Tom]

Granted, but then Zelda takes over Link's role and you realize you're playing something that really looks like old LoZ games. Then you die unexpectedly.

I wish ZW was cel-shaded.

 

[SuperSilly]

Granted, but the game is actually only cel-shaded for the opening cutscene and the rest is in realistic style graphics.

I wish Zelda Wii would be the most difficult game in the series yet.

 

[Tom]

Granted. And yes, it is really hard. REALLY. So hard you give up at the first mission, where you are supposed to go through a remake of OoT's Water Temple 5 times, having the water level switch combination changed each time, and the keys hidden in new places (there's even a room full of 30 Tektites, with a hidden key on the ceiling) everytime you lose 1/4 of a heart.

I wish Kakariko village reappeared on ZW.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but you never go into Karkariko Village.

I wish Nintendo would reveal the title for Zelda Wii already.

 

[Austin]

Granted, but it's something like "The Legend of Zelda:Link's Big Poo-bah".
I wish that I could choose my own book to read in English rather than the archaic and tired texts we're assigned to read.

 

[TreeHuggerPanda]

Granted, but it's 10,000,000 pages long and it's the Twilight Saga

I wish for my French manicure set to come in the mail already.

 

[Myriadviper42]

Granted, but someone picks your pocket.
I wish I had Mew for a pet.