Corrupt a wish!

[peahats95]

granted but then everybody spends all their looking for new messages and never has any time to post
(for FluteBoy)

I wish that the spinner in TP went really fast and never slowed down

 

[LozzyKate]

Your wish is granted, but it will go so fast you can never get off.

I wish no one had Cancer.

 

[athenian200]

I wish no one had Cancer.

Granted. The cure for cancer is found, but an unintended side-effect of the manufacturing process causes SARS and AIDS to become more widespread, killing more people than cancer did.

I wish people would come up with more creative, meaningful names for major disasters and other tragic events.

 

[Jedizora]

Granted. The cure for cancer is found, but an unintended side-effect of the manufacturing process causes SARS and AIDS to become more widespread, killing more people than cancer did.

I wish people would come up with more creative, meaningful names for major disasters and other tragic events.

Granted,but every time someone says the new name, that event happens.
I wish i was not on vacation (in florida(Do not like florida)).

 

[athenian200]

I wish I was not on vacation.

Granted. Your boss calls you, and tells you have to come back to work, right away. They suddenly dump two weeks worth of work on you, and it's due in two days, no excuses. ^^

I wish people knew that cats were funny.

 

[arkvoodle]

Granted. But suddenly, dogs become funnier.

I wish I could change the entire Universe to what I want it to be

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but aliens come to harvest your brain and you can't enjoy it.

I wish pollution didn't exist ever.

 

[Epwna]

Granted,but fire nor forests exist,making you cry.I wish for a taco.

 

[yann]

granted but here is what you end up with:

( HE SHALL CONSUME! CONSUME ALL!)

I wish I could have my old sig back!

You get it back, but it has my name written instead!

I wish BFMV would hurry up and release their new album soon.

 

[Jmonkey71]

Granted, but its so terrible that the band breaks up. I wish for an ice cream sandwich.

 

[peahats95]

Granted, but its so terrible that the band breaks up. I wish for an ice cream sandwich.

granted, but it falls apart and falls in some sand
(forgot to wish)
I wish for zelda wii to come out now and still be awesome

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

granted, but it falls apart and falls in some sand
(forgot to wish)
I wish for zelda wii to come out now and still be awesome

Granted, but Nintendo broke many laws with the game and they get sued by a lot of people, meaning no more Nintendo gaming.

I wish my stomach ache would go away.

 

[peahats95]

granted, it goes away because you spontaneously combust!!!!!

I wish that you could leave the ark and explore in Okami

 

[Austin]

Granted, but Okami is actually smaller than the ark.
I wish I knew what peahats95 was referring to.

 

[Master Kokiri 9]

Granted, but the difficulty goes downhill lower than that of a first grade educational game and it completely ruins the game.

I wish I had a slushy.

'DOH NINJA'D!

Granted but you end up laughing so hard you die because you think the concept is incredibly silly and stupid.

Use my wish since it hasn't been corrupted yet.