Corrupt a wish!

[Night Owl]

Granted, but the volcano erupts killing all of your closest friends.

I wish everyone believed that 2+2=5.

 

[toonlink]

Granted. Not alot are named Everyone.
I wish for to be known as:"The Person Who Used to Be All Over Forum Games"

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, therefore that was written on your tombstone and everyone forgets about you.

I wish toonlink was brought back to life.

 

[ZoraVaati]

He comes back to life but than dies agian

I wish Vaati was the main villan of a brand new in every way zelda game

 

[superw967]

GRANTED, but vaati went blind in one battle and had to retire
I wish the POKEMON series would end

 

[ZoraVaati]

Granted but then digimon comes back
i wish i would win the X box in the fourms contest

 

[Purple_Rupee]

Granted, would you like the black cardboard box with the green x on it or the green plastic (old recycling bin) box with the black x? ^^

I wish I the next person to post would be a badger with a dark past. (If anyone gets that reference, all my Internets to you) ^^

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but even though I don't know the reference I still took all your Internets.

I wish I could stay home from school the next five days so I could have a 17 day spring vacation.

 

[Crimson_Pearl]

Granted, but when you go back you get a stack of homework a metre tall and have a test in every class that day.
I wish I could think of a picture for my art class, and draw it too!

 

[nonoitall]

Granted, but as you draw the last stroke, the paper tears and ruins the picture.

I wish I had the time to exercise.

 

[Trio the Punch]

Granted, but you still won't.
I wish for the power to destroy people with my mind.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but it only works if you are infatuated with them forcing you to learn how to stop yourself from using the power.

I wish I had roadkill stew.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Granted, but some drunken rednecks shoot you for the stew.

I wish you were all real people instead of robots designed to convince me that you're real people.

 

[Night Owl]

Granted, but you are under the delusion that you are the only human among androids.

I wish I could see through lies.

 

[PhobiaPhrenzy]

You now can see through lies, but the ability ends up ruining everything you once believed as you realize nothing is as it had once seemed and you find it impossible to relate with everyone around you and end up going crazy. You can't handle the truth!

I wish a new version of Kirby's Air Ride was made with multiple City Trial maps! (mess this one up and you are just inhuman)